The Smut Mutant
Racer X is about a bunch of pornstars who work in a warehouse where they cut bubble wrap into strips all day. And they also stack it. And have sex with each other. The box says something about an "illegal street-racing gang" but whoever wrote that must have watched a different movie. How much racing is there in this movie? How about ZERO.
That aside, it's one of the better releases on Adam & Eve I've seen for awhile. The girls are hot, have svelte bodies and clean beep-beeps and all perform well while getting boinked in vanilla fashions. Yeah, that line about "anal penetration" only refers to the bonus scene from Dinner Party 3 where Mickey G takes it in the ass from a girl. Unless I missed some ass fucking because I was busy fast forwarding through Carmen Luvana stumbling through her lines.
Carmen looks good though and stars in two scenes, one with Steven and one with Chris Evans. You'll also see Marco give it to Tanya Daniles atop a pile of cardboard (which the pornstars also stack when they're not stacking bubble wrap). Steven then sticks his short but fat (I mean phat) dick into Chanelle, a cute Latina chica who hopefully we'll be seeing lots more of. She returns for a lesbo scene with Eve Laurence - nice 69ing there.
This is a good couples movie. There's nothing really offensive besides the usual oral sex and straight fucking. If you're really feeling dirty you can check out Mickey G taking it in the ass in one of two bonus scenes. But I'd suggest you don't.
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DVD Features Include: 2 bonus scenes | previews | behind the scenes | photo gallery | web info
Running Time: 84 minutes | Production Date: 09-14-2004
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DATE POSTED: 02-18-2005
beepity beep beep (beep-beeper toucher) says:
great line about beep-beeps. i love beep-beeps. they are my favorite thing to touch.
rakesh (Smut Fan) says: