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Rancho Rating: ****
Director: John Thompson

Starring: Melanie

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Scooby Doo - A XXX Parody


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This one stars a 21 year old chick named Melanie who's got giant tits. They might even be real, seeing as she's a little on the chunky side. Melanie looks a LITTLE like Pam Anderson- like, trace amounts- which makes her an absolute stunner in the sordid, rugged-girl world of German bukkake. In this 'un she gets passed around by a buncha dudes who fuck her and facialize her plenty. Then she joins three other girls in a group orgy scene, and then one o' the girls - a rat-faced brunette - pairs off with Melanie for this long, lingering scene where dudes cum in their mouths and they swap it with each other. Several times Melanie is forced to spit it all out lest she pukes, and she does, in fact, retch more then once. She looks miserable. It's fuckin' cool,man.

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I realize this stuff is an acquired taste, but once yr hooked, yowza. This one is as sick as they come, so if ya like weirdo Eurosperm epics, grab a spoon.

Does REAL TITS AND REAL SPERM sound like it's right up your alley? Buy it on DVD


DVD Features Include: interview | subtiles | trailers


Running Time: 100 minutes | Production Date: 09-01-1999

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 1935 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 03-22-2005


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