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Rancho Rating: ***
Director: Maxx Black

Starring: Alicia, Avy Lee Roth, Hayley Bangs, Layla Lei, Mika Tan

by Sleazegrinder

The idea behind this one is - we need to fuck these girls. How do we do it? Tricks? Fraud? Coercion?

I dunno, how about we just PAY them?

So, you got a little obnxious 'plot' in there, but nevermind that. This guy Maxx Black has one of the stragnest looking frankenpenises I've ever seen. It looks like somebody took two extra-large black dicks, chopped the head off of one, and then sewed them back together. It is no good to spend too much time looking at another man's dick, but Maxx's has a mesmerizing, car-crash sort of effect.

So, what's he do with that veiny monster? He does super-cute, girlfriend-y looking Carmen Perez and skinny Thai grinner Leyla Lei, first. Losta side-bar lezzy stuff, too.

Then he fucks this hot teen Alicia - her tits are so perky, it's sick - and cums like a cannon. She swallows. Good girl, Alicia.

More? Sure, man. Mika Tan is Asian cutie number two, and Haylee Bangs is both mall-brat perfect and at least as dumb as her name. Maxx hunts her down while she's taking a bath. It finishes with an entirely different sorta bath.

Then...well, there's more, but there's no IDs, so I dunno who's who. More white teens get fucked, at any rate.

A little bit on the stunt-porn side, this one, but suitably manic, and the quite-young chicks are all pretty sexy.

Does DISTURBING THE PUSSY sound like it's right up your alley? Buy it on DVD

DVD Features Include: jump to scenes | photo gallery | photo menu

Running Time: 130 minutes | Production Date: 12-28-2004

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 2422 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 04-14-2005

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