After a long day of driving a delivery van through the snow, I find I really don't have as much patience as usual for Seymore's rich-dude-making-deals nonsense, so I'm gonna skip his show-off-ism and just report on the sex in this, his 7,659th all-anal movie. I'm rounding off.
Flower Tucci is awesome looking. Sindy Lange ain't bad, either. The two of 'em get worked over by some dude, peppered with lots of ass-to-mouth deep-throating action, girl-girl pussy munching, and a surprising amount of gooey squirting from Tucci. Bitchin'.
Jenna Brooks is a fat-titted, semi-plump black chick. She gets ass-boned by the same dude. Decent, but Jenna's a little Hobbit-ish, if ya ask me.
Brooke Haven is a loud-mouth. Great ass, and a hot ass plundering, but I haven't heard so much gibberish since the hey day of Brooke Balentine. Or whatever her name is, you know who I'm talking about.
Super-hot Mari Possa blows Seymore while he's out house hunting. Which reminds me, I should bring a porn star next time I'm house hunting.
Finally, Hillary Scott - nice sleazy blonde- gets assfucked in the back of a car. Roll credits.
Not a bad selection of anal antics at all. Enough with the reality stuff, already, but the sphincter action is top-notch.
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DVD Features Include: direct access to chapters | interactive menu | photo gallery | playable worldwide | trailers
Running Time: 150 minutes | Production Date: 01-05-2005
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DATE POSTED: 05-01-2005