Is this a porn flick, or a marketing piece for this here pussy pump? It's basically a suction cup with a tube and some hand-held thingy (scientists are working around the clock) on it, and "Dr. Pump" is here to demonstrate how this turns your normal everyday pussy into a distended, uber-puffy, uh, pussy. Not to nitpick here, but doesn't the pussy work on it's own just fine?
Brunette Violet Blue, ebony Destiny Deville, Kelly Wills, blond Mandy Bright, and Desire Moore get their turns having their nether lips basically turned inside out, and I'm not sure whether to be turned on or what. I'm sure scratching my head, and unfortunately it's the one between my ears. "Dr. Pump's" humorous sales pitch lightens the mood, and while it looks like it might even be painful, it's evidently not. When we get down to the fucking, it looks a little strange, but hey, as long as it still works and she feels good, go for it. The universal rule--while this might look a tad weird, the women seem to enjoy it, and that translates to high-energy suckin' and fuckin' (and the pops hit the massive meaty pussy lips). I'd be interested to know how many of these things they actually sell. They say it'll be available in the summer at the company's website kickass.com, so go check it out.
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DVD Features Include: website | animated chapter index | bloopers | playable worldwide | sex menu | sneak previews
Running Time: 120 minutes | Production Date: 11-08-2004
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DATE POSTED: 05-18-2005