This one just spun around and 'clunked' and refused to play on my DVD player, which makes me feel like it didnít WANT me to see it. Why? What makes you so fuckiní special, Anais?
So, I gotta wing it. I Can tell you that Anais is a stunning blonde, and that Mike Ninn makes art porn, with lotsa smoke and green-lit alleyways, and he likes to come up with crazy fantasy scenarios like sex in a rowboat, and since sheís posing with a bitchiní blue and white Vespa on the cover, my guess is that Anais fucks a scooter in this one.
Well, ok, maybe ON the scooter. There's five scenes, one of 'em involving a lezzie tryst with A and Wanda Curtis, and it's probably all very, very pretty to look at. Anyway, even though I generally shy away from art-porn, being a brute and all, it is my policy to give flicks I am reviewing that I have not actually SEEN, 5 stars. And so, five stars. Bravo, Anais! Bravo, Mike Ninn! Another masterstroker!
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DVD Features Include: behind the scenes | interactive menus | photo gallery | trailers
Running Time: 90 minutes | Production Date: 01-02-2004
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DATE POSTED: 06-16-2005
Cooter (Rancho Hando) says:
This is why we love you Sleazy.
Cooter gives this movie 5