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LICK MY BALLS
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-from Kick Ass Pictures

Rancho Rating: ****
Director: Lefty Magoo

Starring: Dani Woodward, Dominica Leoni, Gen Padova, Jezebelle Bond, Katie Gold, Lady Armani, Mary Carey, Renee Pornero, Rosanna Rose, Tiffany Holiday

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What a nice concept, a little teasing, some smiles, perhaps some nice ass slapping and pussy gaping, before we get some serious sack munchin'.

The talent is good and plentiful, from the uber-hot brunette Dani Woodward (who gets royally worked by the masterful Brandon Iron), and tiny veteran blond Katie Gold (who gets four balls to play with; she loves rimming too, bonus), to the amazing Gen Padova (who is an equal opportunity ball lover, but she likes to call them man berries, cute), who does an amazing gargling DT with ball licking...shot from an underneath angle. Terrific garling mouth shot too. Ebony Ladi Armani makes good use of whipped cream before getting splashed in the eye. Brunette Jezebelle Bond spits the cockload back onto the balls before eating them off, quite an elegant touch. Tiffany Holiday sounds like a teenager when she talks, and she talks a lot. Those are awfully cute nips, though (and a great in-the-mouth finish). Blond governor candidate Mary Carey...of all the blond governor candidades that lick balls, she's one of them. But as much as Arnold can work out, he'll never have tits that nice.

Does LICK MY BALLS sound like it's right up your alley? Buy it on DVD


DVD Features Include: bonus footage | bloopers | playable worldwide | sex menu | sneak previews | starlet bios


Running Time: 120 minutes | Production Date: 12-29-2004

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 2865 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 05-13-2005


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