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Love is in the Web? Huh? Love is ON the Web? Who knows. You may never find out, even if you watch this flick. Nothing like randomly named porno movies. Love is in the Web is another outing from Private. Yes, you guessed right: people fuck each other like billy goats in this movie! Surprise!
Um, the movie starts out with some guy being all down because the bitch in his office (Michelle Wild) has been dissing his dumb European ass. After that I got lost. Let the penises lead the way! They never get lost! They always find their homes! Bianca and Carmen White kick off the fuckfest with the sad guy and Private's answer to David Duchovny. Ah, those fragarent twats. Ah, that instant butt sex. Nothing like a DP to start the movie off. That and everyone in this scene is on crack. Believe me, one chick is very frantic.
Nextly, Michelle (aw, Michelle) and some woman fight over who gets to cram the vibrator up each other's twats first. But not before they pour honey all over the toy and their tits. Michelle's a tramp, but she sure knows how to construct a mewling pile of female flesh out of her copart. The third scene involves Angelica and Sandra Iron. Mrs. Iron lives up to her name when you consider her six body piercings - three of those in her peachy pussy and another through a nipple. There's some good fucking here and some ass hammering.
I got a little distracted from the second half of the movie. Clyde kept calling me. Anyway, scene four is some sort of sexual seannce, just like you used to have in college! 2 guys, 2 girls and a great close-up of Michelle's flappy luggage getting plowed. Both girls do anal at the same time. It feels like a circus trick a lot of times in this Private movies, as though the girls are seals, trained to do anal at the same moment. The girls both end up laid and sprayed and yupe, DP.
A blonde chica and a dude bump together in a resturant. The only notable aspect of this sex scene is that the girl gets an entire bottle of wine dumped down her asscrack as the guy fucks her bum. It's red wine, by the way. And lastly, Michelle and the sad guy finally get together for a little hokey pokey in the office and orifices.
A pretty solid movie. If you've seen one Private movie, you've seen them all, but the same could be said for any porn company.
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DATE POSTED: 10-06-2002