The Big Dick
The rules are a little fuzzy. The team players wear no uniforms. Even so, you can bet the dozen or so lucky chumps standing around in the boxing ring with their dicks flopped out like elephant trunks think that the International Cocksucking Championship 10 is a pretty damn good idear. This installment, directed by Pussyman (the dark overlord of snizzes and bitches), pits two British cocksuckers, Flick with Jessie, against Miko with Ashley Sky on Team America. For once, just for once, I've got to admit that the British chicks here are hotter than the American ones.
Miko starts sucking dick before the match even starts - she leaves her chewing in for awhile as she gets bonus points with Pussyman. Then it's time for the "single main event" (echoy voice). It's supposed to be a tag-team match, though after about 30 seconds the movie turns into a random melee of penises, with all four girls on their knees, sucking while ducking the swarthy members of a myriad of men, who quickly line up as though they were waiting in line for a bag of meat plus grease at the golden arches. Brian Surewood is there. I wish he wasn't. I'd rather see Hulk Hogan's grizzly bits.
By Round 4, "all hell has broken loose" and the girls are getting sweaty from all their head-bobbing. Luckily no ones' neck cramps up. That would spell disaster! This flick is heavy on the cock-sucking, as you might expect. You'll see just some peeks of the heavily-hunted vagina; you will however see plenty of salivia. In fact, Flick covers herself so completely in her own fluids that the cumshots seem extraneous. She definately wins in my book.
So, who wins? Who knows. By the time the movie's over, everybody's forgotten they were making a movie in the first place.
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DATE POSTED: 11-29-2002