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UKRAINIAN COCKSUCKERS
UKRAINIAN COCKSUCKERS

-from NJ Films

Rancho Rating: ***
Director: John Dough

Starring: Alexandria, Alicia, Heni, Katy, Kelli, Orsoyla, Paulina

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Do Ukrainian girls suck cock better than others? That's the age-old question. Wait a minute, IS that an age-old question? Somebody fill me in. Thank God we have Johnski Doughski to figure all of this out.

Regardless of the argument, there are some lovely scrumpets here. Brunette Alexandria doesn't seem all that excited by showing off her pussy, as Doughski (ha) politely asks, but she sure loves to suck that cock after it deposits DNA on her tongue. Lanky blond Alicia seems equally aloof at the beginning of her scene, but all worries disappear as the fuckstick is unearthed. Big titted redhead Katy seems a bit more into things during her tease, but methinks the camera spent a bit too much time on her just standing there jumping in place. Again Doughski asks, "Can you do me a favor? Can you show me your pussy?" Oh to have been a fly on the wall during those pre-filming script readings--what do you mean they don't have those? Seriously, Katy's got real MILF appeal here, and really hits the home run in her dual-cock blow: the first cum shot is internal, in her mouth, which bubbles and froths out over her tits. She does the same with #2, and it just goes to show, the best blasts don't have to be visible--sometimes it's the implication that's hotter (and guys know how good that feels). Redhead Heni may have a tighter body and arguably a prettier face than Katy, but wins that blowjob finish contest running away. Hell, that one makes the whole movie.

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DVD Features Include: bonus footage | chapter select | photo gallery | trailers


Running Time: 120 minutes | Production Date: 01-21-2003

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 2417 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 06-04-2005


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