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FROM MY ASS TO MY MOUTH
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Rancho Rating: ***
Director: Cyrus

Starring: Eve Laurence, Flower Tucci, Kat, Kelly Wells, Naudia Nyce, Nicki Hunter, Tyla Wynn, Victoria Sin

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Does anybody else notice the thunderous pussy fart sloppy blonde sleaze queen Nicki Hunter lets out in the head-spinning opening scene here? Cyrus just keeps things rolling, but I’m tellin’ you, it’s sounds like somebody strangling a duck. Wow. Anyway, quiffs-be-damned, this here flick will knock you right the fuck out if yer a hardcore fan of girl-ass, because every one of the 9 (!) scenes opens with long, languorous shots of the pink, quivering bunny-snout sphincters of a whole slew of anal sluts. Then they jam fingers and dildos all in there, until it’s a greasy, rubber-raw mess of molten assturbation. And then it’s over. Yep, no dudes around to fuck up the party, just a bunch of fat-bottomed girls riding their assholes into feigned ass-gasm.

Nicki’s probably the most dedicated ass-fucker here, but Eve Laurence is the real stunner of the pack, all beachball tits and perfect teenage face. She makes sweet love to a buttplug here, and we are all the better for it. Also, Flower Tucci shoots a sick blast of girl cum out of her pussy while drilling for oil in her gigantic ass. So ya got that going for you, too.

The only real disappointment here is that a cuppla the girls really don’t have the super-bubble to pull off an ass worship vid. I’m not naming names or anything (Tyla Wynn, Naudia Nyce, Kat), but you need a whole lotta junk in the trunk to really make a solo-anal flick work. So please, girls, more twinkies, less cocaine, ok? Thank you.

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DVD Features Include: cumshot recap | full motion menus | photo gallery | scene selection | trailers


Running Time: 120 minutes | Production Date: 05-28-2005

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 2528 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 08-10-2005


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