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LUSTY BUST DESIRES 2
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Rancho Rating: *****
Director: Skye Blue

Starring: Artie Martyn, Jewell Marceau, Lovette, Nic Manning, Shay Sights, Skye Blue, Summer Cummings, Tanya Danielle

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The opening shot in this movie is great! It's a girl's mouth talking on the phone about breasts and crevices while a guy's mouth listens and responds.

The first sex scene is filmed in blue and white and takes place in a shower. There are enormous breasts being felt and squeezed and licked by another chick with a phenomenal rack. I was afraid that since this is classified as a "fetish movie" that we wouldn't get to see enough pussy. And I'm a big fan of pussy. But boy was I wrong. Dildos are whipped out and taken from more than enough angles to get me goin'. But the boobs never leave our sight.

The next scene is a man and a woman (who has large breasts, of course). They fiddle with boobs and cock and then get down to some fucking. The fucking is good, but not great. The guy has a meaty penis though. There's really no other way to describe it. It's full of veins and texture. If I wanted to fuck a dick, that's the kind I'd want in me. Not that I have any desire to have much to do with someone else's cock, but...

Scene three is fantastical. There's a unicorn in the corner, and boobs bigger than a five-year-old's head. The boobs have a blonde beauty attached to them, and she rubs her panties and hands all over her titties for your viewing pleasure. A dildo gets some tits action too, as well as a brief stint in the pussy of yon buxom blonde.

Then we're treated to something great. Not great in the literary sense of the word, but something great in the nearly spoof sense of the word. Two cowgirls start petting each other. The knockers are immense, and when a flower is put on a pussy and then licked clean, you hardly notice that it's kind of a strange thing to do. Then out comes the gigantic cucumber at about the same time as a cowBOY comes into the room. The cuke doesn't make it too far into the hairy twat of boob carrier #1, but her fun bags do get beaten on a little bit with a cock. Then the brunette's clothes come all the way off and she's stroked with hair and made to eat various dildo-esque things. She's fucked by a faux corncob while her back trouble later in life boobs are molested by the cowboy. He chokes her a little bit too before he comes on the blonde's chest.

If you're a fan of big, big, big boobs, this is the flick for you. Holee shit! Be warned (or assured maybe) though: There is not a non-augmented breast in this entire film.

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DVD Features Include: 5.1 dolby digital sound | digitally remastered | dvd-rom compatible | full motion chapter menus | photo gallery | preview trailers of dvd releases | supplemental material


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