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1 IN THE PINK 1 IN THE STINK 7
1 IN THE PINK 1 IN THE STINK 7

-from Red Light District

Rancho Rating: ****
Director: Tim Von Swine

Starring: Claire Robbins, Haley Scott, Heidi Besk, Kat, Kelly Wells, Leah Luv

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You mean DP doesn't stand for drastic pinecones? Guess not. Have to give Von Swine the props for getting two sets of braces in this one, Kat and blond covergirl Leah Luv. Kat can't stop playing with herself when she's gagging on cock, which just makes me smile. The first DP comes less than nine minutes into the scene--lovely angles of the doggiestyle, missionary, and standing fucks. You even get a little piledriver action before Kat takes the first two salvos. Very nice.

Claire Robbins was of course one of the reasons I was looking forward to this (if you've read any of my other reviews you know I've got serious hots for this one). GND face with great body and a pervert's mind--trifecta. Great choice of putting vet Jon Dough in this one, "Bet the guys back home don't last...we're gonna last, show 'em how it's done." Superb drooling dual blowjob, which leads to Jon going from pussy to ass while the other lucky cock gets sucked. Then Claire smiles as the DPs rotate through missionary, doggie, and standing. A bit of anal piledriver later and, well hey it's Jon Dough, you know this is going to be a mess. It is. Big gurgle and swallow. Damn. "Good little slut."

Repeat the process for Kelly "Fuckin'" Wells (who just devours the cocks in her scene, great vocals, "Feed me that dick!" Awesome splattering facial.), Dutch redhead Heidi Besk (I know this is a DP-themed flick, but she can deepthroat like a motherfucker too), and blond covergirl Leah Luv (great black fishnets, and love the heart-shaped pussy trim). Damn those braces make her look so young as she takes the loads after all the DPs. Hooray.

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DVD Features Include: behind the scenes | bonus scene | photo gallery


Running Time: 120 minutes | Production Date: 06-04-2005

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 3029 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 10-17-2005


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