I guess I expected more from Naked Eye by Digital Sin. The box sure looks nice. Carmen Luvana looks nice. But, woe, there were bad things ahead. Carmen's accent. No anal. A stupid plot that even a first grader could predict (hey, why is your first grader watching porn?!). And good things too. Some sex. Some hot women. And Digital Sin really has the techno music thing nailed down. OK, OK: Carmen is a photographer of soft erotica. She sees murders happen in her dreams. But who's the murder? Is she? Or is the cop who's following her. The movie-spoiling answer: it's the cop. And he kills her in the end and frames her. No, I haven't ruined the movie for you, I just saved you from having to watch all the plot sequences.
Firstly, Dillion fucks a cute brunette girl who I didn't recognize from any other pornos (or bars or class reunions). It's a pretty standard screw, but the girl's a little schoolgirlie so I couldn't find any fault with it. Next up Juilian (the cop) has sex with Nikki Love (I think) while Carmen and a man-woman masturbate in a pile not far away. What's up with the man-woman? Heh. Aside from that, good scene with some frantic cock-slurping and some decent rough-riding sex.
Domino, Aria and Carmen get together for a three-way lesbian boff which inculdes a strap-on, a purple nubby dildo and a big red dildo. I like dildos. Probably because I like plastic and I like penises. The girls here are hot and lovely. Another brunette chokes on Julian's big meat product in a alleyway before getting an energetic balling and finally Lee Stone delivers a large parcel of dick striaght to Carmen's hotbox.
So, with all these good things is the movie still average? I dunno. Just a real lack of chemistry or anything truly unique, I guess. I have to be really surprised these days. And did you know that I don't get any money for reviewing porn? It keeps me honest.
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DVD Features Include: 10 interviews with pornstars | chapter search | digital clarity | dvd-rom compatible | over 25 trailers | photo gallery | playable worldwide | stereo sound
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