Check the title, realize it's Mike John, and if you want anything short of what that implies, you're in the wrong fuckin' place.
He doesn't disappoint here, as Kelly Wells' makeup is a gagging, drooling mess a few minutes into the disc. The near-puke blowbang graduates to DPs and anal piledrivers to a huge mug of manjuice (the box says 24 loads, we won't argue), which of course she uses to wax her car--yes, she swallows it. After that we're treated to a second blowbang and some more DP (mish style), a double anal, and piledriver. Predictable mouth-filling finish. This is one filthy girl, and this just is the opening scene, which clocked in at about 42 minutes.
Claire Robbins is everybody's (well okay, my) favorite GND of the moment, and she's looking great in a sleeveless T and denim skirt. Gag, gag, blowbang, DP, kablooey. I mean, it's just relentless. To her credit, she doesn't mess up her makeup as much as Wells did in the first scene.
Keep clappin' them hands for soon-to-be-wed ebony Simone West (who I need to pay closer attention to, great hungry scene with standing DP), brunette Taryn Thomas (great filthy talk), and blond Bianca Pureheart (drinks 22 loads from a bowl--beacause it's part of every good breakfast). Wow.
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DVD Features Include: behind the scenes | photo gallery | web access
Running Time: 180 minutes | Production Date: 08-07-2005
Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 4626 to read this Rancho Review. DATE POSTED: 03-01-2006
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