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Rancho Rating: ***
Director: Pierre Woodman

Starring: Babylou, Bagheera, Dorka, Eva Roberts, Judith Fox, Katja Love, Katy, Laura Katwoman, Silvia Saint

by Sleazegrinder

This is the tenth volume of the Pierre Woodman retrospective. Now, if that is not feasting at the trough, I don't what is. Recycling and repackaging for ten volumes running? That's wildfire Capitalism, Jack. Anyway, Pierre Woodman (that name is quite funny, to Frenchmen)is one of Private's superstar directors. Why? Dunno, his work is very similar to the rest of the Private crew, i.e. he likes to fuck on the beach alot. But hey, he also likes a good assfucking (on film, I mean. I have no idea if he likes them in his personal life), so at least he ups the ante on raunch. This look-back volume is subtitled "Behind the Scenes", which means you can punch a little button on the menu and watch an interview segment with Pierre, who explains the fuck scene you are about to watch. Imagine that. Pointless drivel in a hard Franco accent. Does that sound like something you'd be interested in?

Ok, so pointless yick-yack aside, Pierre does offer up some strong ass-fuck scenes here, including a wonderfully creepy episode of Superfuckers where he picks up a short-haired Swede named Katy and introduces her to anal sex via his hammy, lubricated fingers, like some gamey amateur proctologist. There's plenty of fucking on the beach shit too, but the phony 'reality' porn segments are hotter.

Umm, I would say that if you have the first nine, you will enjoy this one greatly. You will also be eating dogfood when you retire.

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DVD Features Include: girls profile | photobook | trailers

Running Time: 140 minutes | Production Date: 07-25-2005

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 3335 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 03-18-2006

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