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MasturThespian
Did I ever happen to mention that I love p0rn like this. Not just like it, I love it, because you get a title
that says what is going to happen and it really does, and with girls I want it
to. Violate Every Hole is pretty much as it says, a little roughness, but not
over the top and some very pliable and nicely trimmed holes are involved. I’m
good with that, esp. where Jamie Elle, Mia Bangg, and
Naudia Nyce are concerned.
Jamie Elle has the roundest and smallest butt in p0rn, in
proportion to her tits. She was genetically engineered to be a p0rn star and I
am genetically predisposed to whack off to her on sight. Good thing too, as I
won’t ever run into her at the supermarket because I would never find my pants
again in the produce aisle. Jamie gives us a long interview and tease session
poolside in a skimpy little purply underwear set.
Victoria Secret should know that their best underwear model is about to get porked by two undeserving yet hung guys, so stay tuned. She
has those perfect C cups fondled by the camera man and she captivates us with a
closeup view of her tiny meowing pussy (it really
looks small and innocent, yum). Ok, I’m there! Talon puts on his best menacing
Nacho impression as she is Velcro tied to the front door. Hey guys, she can get
out of them and escape. But she doesn’t and lets Talon fondle her breasts and
sides of her ass softcore-style. Hey Talon, hurry up,
my wife is coming home soon and I need you to fuck her against the front door
but he doesn’t and undoes her cuffs and walks her over to meet the pizza boy,
Trent Tesoro. Sorry, Trent,
I can’t get your pizza boy outfit out of my head since Babysitter 12 with
Jasmine Lynn. Now that he manages the pizza parlor, he can RCG fuck the talent
on the couch while Talon gets a suck off. Jamie looks especially awesome as she
rides Trent’s gnarled rod and puts it in her tiny ass. Talon has to
tame her long chestnut brown hair as she gets dick polled in her tiny mouth and
those gorgeous titties molested by Trent.
Not too rough on her throat, just enough back of the head force, please.
Thanks. Jamie gets a nice meaty DP, lying on Trent
and gets that pussy engorged by Talon’s fat dick. I don’t know about you guys,
but I’m ready to blow a load, but I’m gonna hold
back, if I can stand it after the CG DP, ‘cause I know
what’s next… Rosebud! Orson Wells’ would be proud of Jamie and Trent for their
ass cream interpretation of Citizen Kane’s classic ending, by Jamie turning it
inside out for all to see Trent’s nectar squirt and
drip out. Talon then ramrods her pussy
to deliver for another drippy cream pie this time in her pussy. Excellent!
Though the scene cuts away before we see what Jamie plans to do with her
freshly sperm-lubed ass and pussy. She must be hungry, that skinny marink.
Before you know it, skinny, bleach blonde porn slut, Jessica
Jammer is getting her chain yanked by a little
tattooed homunculus named Kurt. Jessica looks like a Mena
Suvari, from across the tracks, but that doesn’t stop
Kurt and Tommy from showing her a good time, with a riding crop. She gets a
nice BJ treatment with great eye contact and we’re off to the races, as her
little racehorse flat titties are suspended across
two penises polling her pussy and mouth amidships, as they hold her free arm
behind her back and head. I like the big red pimple on her ass, ‘cause that
just tells me that even dirty whores have to got to
work with ugly zits in this biz. Homunculus Kurt has that pathological bent too
as he grabs at Jessica’s limbs and pumps away at her pussy in standing doggie.
Without fail, her ass gets breached in RCG, leaving her roast beef pussy lips
flapping in the breeze. No worries though, as she “Oh God”s
her way though the DP. Tommy and Kurt facialize
Jessica with an open mouth as she rubs her sore pussy. Great skanky scene!
Saana has amazing perfectly real
tits with pointy nipples in a pink mesh see through top. She is blindfolded and
Anthony Hardwood has got out the riding crop again. No need to use it, she’s gonna give plenty of head to both thick dicked
men. Brett has some wood issues initially, but Saana’s
pussy takes care of that. Lots of Anal and DP’s all around and a nice open
mouth squirt. Saana is awesome energy and kink, and a
fuckstress. Very good scene!
Mia Bangg’s got her hands full
with Tony T and Alex Sanders for some rough and tumble. Mia is no beauty, but
she is a champ at the rough stuff. Both Alex and Tony are pathological and are a great match for throatfucking
Mia. Mia’s jiggly ass shakes as Tony fucks the shit
out her pussy, then RCG annals the shit up into her ass as her ample tits flail
about. Too bad they are not into her tits, I am. RCG DP looks great as they
literally pound her into submission and A2M her throat. I don’t know how she
takes Alex’s long rod against her tonsils…she must have had them removed, along
with every other gag reflex organ. Tony sticks to horndogging
her pussy and ass, before she takes the open mouth pop from both.
Naudia is a luv
u long time porn girl that I first saw in Breakin’em
in 3. She’s a full service gal that rivals Sandra Romain
in intensity. I like her scene, but the two guys she’s with are real losers,
Brett, with even more wood issues and Dirty Harry who looks like a Tijuana
bartender. For a dirty whore scene on the skank tip, Naudia is perfect, just wasn’t too thrilled with the guys. If you don’t care about the guys, this scene rocks. However,
if you don’t want to remember them in your wet dreams, maybe best to skip this
scene.
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DVD Features Include: previews,
Running Time: 100 minutes
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DATE POSTED: 2007-02-20
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