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JAKE MALONE\'S POV
JAKE MALONE\'S POV

-from Red Light District

Rancho Rating: ***
Director: Jake Malone

Starring: Aiden Starr, Delilah Strong, Jake Malone, Rebecca Linares, Sharka Blue, Sue Diamond

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So, this one opens with a chick named Aiden Starr. She looks a little like Jenna Jameson with bad skin and an even worse red dye job, but what the hell, her body is fantastic and she’s very enthusiastic. She gets vadge-slammed and titty-glazed. Not bad. Better, though, is Delilah Strong, a stunning model-gone-wrong who’s all whored-up in rock slut-wear in this ‘un. She wears a blindfold at one point, and at scene’s end, she gargles cum like it’s minty Listerine. Rebecca Linares is a curvy Latina (?) who looks one of those chicks you see on the ‘teen missing’ posters on the side of the bus. Only with bigger tits. Hot scene, ‘nuff said. Sue Diamond (who looks like Jewel; go figure, right?) is an amazing cocksucker, and provides much evidence here. Oh, and apple-assed Sharka Blue closes things out. Sharka’s one of the prettiest Euro-stars on the scene. Even her pussy looks like a piece of candy. So you got that going for you, too. Personally, I thought there were too many close-up vadge shots in this one – it started to look like a gyno exam after awhile – but the choice of starlets was top-notch, and the lack of man-holes was refreshing. Get it if you dig fisheye porn.

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DVD Features Include: behind the scenes | photo gallery


Running Time: 120 minutes | Production Date: 02-20-2006

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 1555 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 07-03-2006


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