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Rancho Rating: ***
Director: Doug Sakmann

Starring: Brooklyn, Joanna Angel, Margaret, Presley Paige, Tommy Pistol

by Sleazegrinder

The alt-porn apocalypse is upon us! As you have probably already figured out, this is a spoof of 80's horror classick Reanimator (actually, it's a lot closer to Gore Whore, but nobody's ever heard of Gore Whore, so let's go with Herbert West and his goopy life-juice), only with less gore and more assfucking. Punk-porn princess Joanna Angel is the reanimated dead whore, injected with the rogue chemicals vaginally, of course, and now cursed with an undying thirst for cock. Just like in real life, only with more green body paint. This is an awesome concept, and I'm really glad they made it, but it is very, very difficult to stroke to bloody blowjob scenes. Unless you're Richard Ramirez, or something.

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DVD Features Include: audio commentary | bonus scene | trailers

Running Time: 90 minutes | Production Date: 03-06-2006

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 2046 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 08-22-2006

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