First off, love the new style porn music during the menu, its like the old school "Seinfeld" like base line, but with a more progressive drum and base feel. Good job!
Well Iíll cut right to the chase, this Hustler production is great! Its funny, its well put together and its nicely edited. This is a real script, well as real as porn can be.
It starts out like a one of those network police shows, you know the officer going into evidence, his inside monologue narrating his report as he writes it. This is not your run of the mill porn, it's a nicely scripted out production. Thank God for Hustler to put a little bit more into their movies then just a chick and a camera.
What else is amazing is the acting, not because its good, cause it isn't but because they let these people read dialog. Don't get me wrong, it still rocks and all, its just funny watching the actors "act". Pay special attention to the dialogue between the male talent, bravo! Oh and any time the phrase "Did a little fucking elf come in here?" is used in a movie, is awesome in my book! Ok enough with the set up, on to the sex.
Well I can tell you this, it's all really hot! All of it, the girls are all hot, the format of the how and where, all well laid out and each scene has its own nice points. All of the female talent is easy on the eye, and looks to be having a lot of fun doing what they are doing. Its fucking, but no silly fringes here, no "I like to jerk off on the back of her knee cap" sort of shit, just straight forward couples fucking the fuck out of each other. Once again Hustler puts out another great product!
If I had to pick one girl that outshined all the others i'd have to say it would have been Eva Angelina. Not only does she look amazing, but the sex scene really comes off hot! All the other girls are very good too, this one just seems to shine a bit brighter if you know what I mean. (Cause frankly I don't)
I'm thinking this one here, is up there around five out of five. Even the DVD is nicely programmed, chocked full of special features and easily navigated mapping. A fine addition to anyone's jerk off collection!
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Production Date: 09-15-2005
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DATE POSTED: 2007-04-26