From EXP and the Midas King,
This all-black porn is a hell of a thing
With five dark sluts and lots of bling,
The brothas whip out they dingaling!
Skinny Aleia? Say "less is Moore."
Standing sex takes both strength and whore,
As floppy ball-sack slaps to score,
Before cum's on face with knees on floor.
Redhead crimper Nautica's hair
Is dyed and fixed, her ass is bare.
She takes a lick in her hairless snare,
And RCGs in a crimson chair.
Melodee Bliss' boobs aren't real.
She sits to licks and loves to squeal.
She deepthroats dicks with slobbery zeal,
Her light skin lacking no appeal.
Next to last is Candy Love,
She's dark as a dark-chocolate candy Dove;
And when she fucks she sits above
To shake her glutes (I need a glove!).
Finally, Miss Baby Girl
Gives the cock a tonguey twirl
Of spit and snot and strandy swirl
Before she tickles her ebony pearl.
And that's the way a poem's writ:
With lots of style and razor wit.
A four-star piece ain't a piece of shit,
So split to the store and purchase it!
Does FINE-ASS SISTAS sound like it's
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DVD Features Include: behind the scenes | chapter index | photo gallery | trailers
Running Time: 118 minutes | Production Date: 09-19-2005
Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 1649 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 07-01-2006
Naf Tums (Smut Fan) says:
That's the best poem I've ever heard!
Naf Tums gives this movie 4
Mike Woodgate (Industry Expert) says:
Buff, this shit is awesome. You should let me do a double-take on this shit!
BTW, are we going to that awards show in Tampa next month? Ron and Randy asked me to ask you if you're going. If so, we supposed to meet them at the club.
Mike Woodgate gives this movie 4
Megan (Smut Fan) says:
Buff, nice poem. It's fun to read a unique porn review style sometimes.