I'm looking at the back of the DVD box and laughing. I mean, just HOW do you review this shit? I said it in my review of Volume 2, and I'm not just kissing ass, Iron really thought this business plan through well. "Hmm, I'll make just one movie, and get 50 women to drain the hose." The man attended his economics classes.
A mere appetizer of highlights: muscular Addison Rose flexing her biceps and proclaiming "I am a cum eating champion" after swallowing, adorable Spanish-speaking brunette Rebeca Linares, Desire's eating the cum off of her dirty sandal (not my thing, but if I was doing 50 of these I'd need ideas too), the delicious Faith who I remember from the Good Source of The Director (so cute and sucks like a demon; Iron tells her she's the best and after watching you'll probably believe it too), brunette Dylan Ryder's doggie style fucking before her swallow, wise-beyond-her-years brunette Breezy's high-pitched Baaahston accent (lots of "Daddys" here), Alexis Silver's titfucking, MILFy Heather Zatch's deepthroating and pencil eraser nips, Nikki Hilton's (yeah you wish) footjob, and blond English scrumpet Sophie Dee's accent ("spunk down my throat!").
Even if you believed Faith was the best (and damn that's serious head-pogoing action), it is truly difficult to top Kelly Wells. Redeyed facefucking doesn't even begin to describe this, and all the while her mouth spews not just spit. "Give me your horse cock!" "You've got a big dick for a white guy!" "Stretch out the back of that throat!" And the one line that gets Iron laughing, "Stuff that mouthpiece full of cock and shut me the fuck up!"
Which brings another line to mind, although maybe it's only mine, "Mom, this is my girlfriend Kelly."
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DVD Features Include: 2 disc set | 2 disc set | bonus footage | tease | trailers
Running Time: 400 minutes | Production Date: 05-10-2006
Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 3141 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 09-08-2006
Reader comments
Brandon Iron (Director) says:
Thanks for taking the time to do a review on this movie! I appreciate it and I am glad you enjoyed it.
Keep in touch,
Brandon Iron
www.brandoniron.com
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