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CUM IN MY PANTIES
CUM IN MY PANTIES

-from Metro/Legal Pink

Rancho Rating: ***
Director: Dick Hooker

Starring: Amy, Anita, Diana, Gold, Mild, Miv Lee, Monika

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First off this DVD is great with some very hot young girls but the title is all wrong. I think this comes to us from another country since the girls in it are not wearing any panties for them to be cum in. They are however all wearing pantyhose. So I guess that was just something lost in translation.

Regardless, of its off topic subject matter the movie is well put together. The girls are all virtually unknown, giving it a very refreshing feel. None of the "barely 18" thirty five year old porn stars in this one! I mean how the fuck can a 18 year old high school girl have more wrinkles than a Sharpai and three "c" section scars? At any rate, this movie is hot! From the packaging to the DVD menu to the footage! Nothing forced, no bad "but does she really want to do anal???" scenes where a reluctant girl gets that extra $500 to $1,000 waved in her face to make taking it in the can worth while.

Even the chaptering on the DVD is nicely laid out. If you want to skip some of the bullshit and get down to what makes you pop, just hit the "skip" on your remote and off you will go to whack off land. The only draw back is this porn has that "Filmed in European country" feel so you have to put up with some very apparent euro trash guys "rico suave-ing" all around the set "Mescuzzi" here and there. One would have thought those guys would be too busy dancing at the local disco's then fucking these hot chicks, but hey money talks.

At any rate I would have to give this movie a 3 out of 5 whack offs. Although its sexy, hot and well shot, there isn't anything here that really makes me go gaga watching it. Nothing that makes me have to click on the net and find out when "Cum in My Panties II" comes out! Very well done but pretty basic. Oh and next time, get some panties on the girls if you want them to be cum in!

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DVD Features Include: photo gallery | trailers


Production Date: 05-26-2006

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 1615 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 2007-04-20


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