I think that the all-POV flicks are the Dodo bird of p0rn concepts; a bad
idea with no way to go but downhill. Swallow Sluts 4 is typical of amateur
p0rn efforts, the kind you find on the Internet in 3 meg trailers with
generic filenames like Cute_Thai_Girl_Sucks_Off_Swallow_Cum.avi or
OceanPOV.wmv. Tony Porno follows an identical format with each of the seven
girls, and manages to turn most of the girls off with his inane interview
questions and forced conversation. From their look and choice of their stage
names, these girls are amateurs, picked up from area malls and probably
offered something 300 dollars cash for a short scene in someone's apartment.
I doubt that you will see these girls ever again, so unless you are into
amateur p0rn, there is little I can recommend worth seeing. I really tried
to watch a whole scene, with the detachment of a science experiment, until I
realized that most of these girls could care less about being in a porno.
Most of them probably wanted to get back to the mall to buy some shoes.
Let's see: Sunshine is a tight-bodied Asian girl, with nice b-cups.
Tony's voice is so soft that I thought that a woman was interviewing her,
until he produced his average sized penis in the POV. He asks her to say
something in Chinese, and the look on her face would tell anyone with half a
brain that the line if questioning was a complete turnoff to her. The rest
of the scene has Tony inspecting her breast and pussy, and her giving him
head. When he is done with his business, he shoots a few thick ropes onto
her chin and teeth, but I don't think she swallows.
Carmen is your typical full bodied Mexican girl with a pleasant face and
a pube tattoo. Same deal: interview, inspection, suck and fuck followed by a
chin facial. Carmen at least looked like she enjoyed giving him head. I'm
sure that 300 came in handy.
Trinity was one of the better girls in the lineup, a ditzy Czech redhead
about 25 years old. She seems like one of those women you'd pick up as a one
night stand, with nice little b-cups and a slim figure. She, at least, looks
like she enjoys sex with Tony. I might even watch the scene again, but I'd
have to watch Tony's small, dribbling penis all over again.
Alex is an 18 year old Daddy's girl from Vale. She looks like the kind of
brunette who would probably never do a porno again after this scene, so if
you like that nervous, first-timer look, like early Kacey, go for it. No
heat between her and Tony though.
Jessica is the prettiest girl of the lot and probably the most able to go
pro, and reminds me of Sabrina Johnson. She is wearing a white dress and has
great eye contact as she gives head. Too bad Tony's prick and swallowed load
is so unexceptional; I'd like to see her again with someone like Lexington or Sean Michaels.
Heather looks like a Mexican Sarah Jessica Parker, but from the ghetto.
She has this motorized penis toy which she inserts into her vag, though I
could not deal with her looks, so what's the point of describing it
Ocean's look is exotic Caribbean/Thai and I would have liked to see her
actually having sex with someone much more exciting to be with. Tony fucks
up another scene, with his stupid banter and loses the heat. Ocean's best
moment is when Tony is cumming and her full lips catch all of his semen. I
doubt I will ever see her again, but really that's ok, as Adriana Sage's
exotic look is just as hot and she's done like 83 movies with many more men.
Sage's POV scene in Bottom Feeders 2 makes this effort look like a high
school performance of Death of a Salesman.
The last scene was the only straight sex scene with MILFy Arial. I felt
nothing as I am sure Tony Porno did filming it. Serves him right, the
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DVD Features Include: trailers
Running Time: 120 minutes
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DATE POSTED: 2007-02-18