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SWALLOW THE LOAD
SWALLOW THE LOAD Buy DVD

-from 5th Element

Rancho Rating: **
Director: Tony Porno

Starring: Adrienne, Britney, Echo, Gina, Jamie, Mary, Sandy, Tawny

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by Mighty Joe
Description on the back of the DVD says "watch 8 fresh new girls take cum in their mouths for the first time." I find that statement "hard to swallow!" This first in a probable series of this type, we find the photographer (later on turning the camera over to someone else) interviewing girls separately and ending up shooting his load in their mouths and onto their faces. Meet BRITNEY, a silicone injected big tit gal with hairless cunt. Next comes SANDY, a petite blond that could be the girl next door. Then tattooed JAMIE wearing Victoria's Secret white cotton panties - a refreshing change from thongs. GINA is next to receive his load. If any of the women on this video are experienced in cock sucking and swallowing, it would have to be ECHO. She proclaims herself to be the best dick sucker in the world...and somehow, I believe her! Along comes MARY, a shy stripper with braces on her teeth. Despite that, she doesn't seem to snag any meat. We then greet TAWNNEY, who says she's "bi" although new to the industry. Lastly we meet ADDRIENNE, a Canadian with big tits who says this enounter will be her first American blow job. I give this a three rating, although the BJ-receiving photographer deserves credit for being able to hold the camera fairly still while getting blown. Can you say "stedi-cam?" Oh fuck...I forgot there is some anal but mostly oral.

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DVD Features Include: scene selection | picture gallery and \"coming soon\"


Production Date: 04/04/2006

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 1907 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 2007-02-25


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