by
MasturThespian
You know what a pushed catfight is, don't you? The kind of fight that breaks out in a club when two girls are fighting over something (like wearing the same dress or fucking the same man, as if there is a difference) and the other friends are there, verbally urging them on, until the bouncers or boyfriends come. Now, imagine they're nekkid, no bouncer is gonna stop them, and oh yeah, someone brought them butt toys! Maybe then they'll kiss and make-up... Yum!
Pushed:Catfight is my first review of a Michael Ninn dvd. I was surprised by how high quality the production is (hardcore, but not the soft lens shit a la Simon Wolf, which makes me wonder when the theme from "A Man and a Woman" will kick in) with a dark, specially-lit stage set (not your typical porn living room) and no storyline connecting them, which is really fine with me, as it is a compilation of three recent scenes, per CAVR’s ID. I especially liked the tension that a third, clothed person directing the action that consisted of a lot of hard anal toys and even harder anal fucking, with a lot of shouting and screaming too. That said, Catfight probably has more in common with a gladiatorial bout than a story about two girls having a drunken hissy fit at a nightclub. I liked the action and I loved the international catfight cast, especially pre-boob job Hilary Scott and sexy, chesty Brit Alicia Rhodes, and Germany's Annette Schwarz and mega-fine American Adrianna Nicole (four of my recent favorite fuckhorses), who add their own flavors of high intensity to the already intense scenario. Rather than describe each scene, I'll give you my highlights, esp. the ones that caused my salty dog to strain the leash and threaten to bark into my Kleenex.
Alicia's got Hilary on the ropes, heads down ass up and she's got this big anal toy roto-rootering her anus, while Hilary frigs herself into submission. Then Hilary gets a Marco's hard curved boner to wrap her blown out rectum 'round. There is a lot of shouting for them to share the cock as Hillary's now gaping cunt drips onto Alicia, and some a2p to share the US colon cultures with royal Brit pussy. A joint cumshot facial ends the scene. Nicely done, Hillary and Alicia!
The second scene starts of in Black and White so when a man dressed in a cheap suit ca. 1990 like a cross between Eddie Money and ZZ Top, asks Annette and Adrianna who of the two is the bigger slut, a pushed catfight ensues. I'm not sure I get the premise here for a fight, but hey it must be a porn slut thing, so I wouldn't understand. My prick did, however, as nipples were pulled and pinched hard and clits licked raw. Usually, girl-girl scenes are not my thing, but these girls do many things I like and, of course, look very hot. A different euro guy named Marco comes along, not the other member ZZ-Top, but with straight, slicked back hair starts assfucking them both and spanking the badness out of them, and thankfully, the film's color palette as well. I guess playing with the rabbit ears does work, after all. Speaking of rabbits, these two fuck bunnies dig in deeper to each others’ cunt and ass and the intense fucking continues. I probably would have popped my cork, when Marco popped his all over the faces of this international duo, to celebrate our differences, but I held out for scene 3 with Tyla and Roxetta.
The girl-girl stuff is quite a bit more rough and Sexbox-like and the set goes back to a dark alleyway like the first scene. Dirty Harry looks like a typical early nineties porn star and finds these two intense porn sluts spanking, hair grabbing, and slapping each other around the floor. Most men would have the Spider-sense to stay away, but Harry jumps right in and porks someone, doesn't matter who, right? The filming is cinema-verite, so at times it just looks like a blurry, dark fuck-fight but I kinda like the idea that I don't have to see Harry's face up close up as he's cumming, the way a cumshot loop would have been filmed in the 90's. Harry does cum into their mouths and all is right with the world again.
The BTS scenes are quite good and easily as well produced as the HBO After Dark on set interviews. I especially liked Annette’s interview by the woman behind the camera about how she likes her first two months working in America. Annette responds: “It’s OK”, with a look of disappointment. Strangely, I think she misses the drunken depravity of John Thompson’s Munich porn dungeon, maybe just a little bit. Well, welcome to the best that America has to offer in hardcore art porn, baby. I gave it five Kleenexes for managing to cure my blue balls, in a very high-end way.
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DVD Features Include: behind the scenes | interviews | neo volume 1: promotional cut | trailer
Running Time: 145 minutes | Production Date: 06-28-1905
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DATE POSTED: 2007-02-21
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