I think this movie had good intentions and as much as I want to be nice to it, I've got to be honest: Lusty Busty Dolls 1 didn't do much for me. The four scenes found on this DVD felt like a prelude to something else. Everything was foreplay. And that's cool, because most porn doesn't have ANY foreplay, but when the ladies on this disk did get down to business it was brief and often obscured by artsy lenses effects or foliage. I would have loved this when I was in high school.
Since it's Lusty Busty Dolls, expect to see really big boobs, bordering on the freakish. Skye and Summer star in scene one wearing pink wigs and surrounded by balloons. It's sort of like visiting a McDonald's playland on some mellow, pastel-inducing drugs. The music isn't bad (cuz bass is good) and the girls playfully kiss each other and each others' jumbo boobs. But you keep waiting and waiting for somebody to do something more...substantial. There's some feather-play and one of the chicks has a great time getting a ballon rubbed against her cootch (???) but nothing progresses beyond that. Well, there are a couple of popsickles getting melted everywhere. But it's not that great even though the concept sounds appealing.
Second is Rebecca Bordoux smoking a cigar. Hmmm. I wish I understood this fetish better but I'd rather see a girl sucking on a dick or a dildo than a cigar. So, lalala, Rebecca smokes her cigar and then diddles a bit with a dildo. You can't see a whole helluva lot. Scene three finds Minka, an asian with megamegaboss boobs fooling around with Sana Fey. They dance, they pose, they kiss. Ho-hum. It's like being underwater. At 2x fast forward this scene looked like it was playing regularly. And lastly Busty Dusty, another big-chested woman (until she took off her underwear I kept wondering if Dusty was going to turn out to be a guy), rolls around in feathers while being distorted by a 1970s style visual effect.
For somebody out there, this is probably the perfect movie. But not for me. The box says "This is the most perverse lesbian kinkfest ever made." Sorry, it's not. To make matters worse, this DVD wouldn't work on my computer and I had to drag my ass out to the living room and watch it on the real DVD player. I hate that.
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DVD Features Include: full motion chapter menus
Production Date: 02-01-1999
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DATE POSTED: 11-09-2002
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