by
Johnny Mosquito
So you think you're going to get something exciting with this video? Unfortunately, you're wrong.
Knee Pad Nymphos Volume 4 is another one of Dave Cummings series where he plays with and films lovely young girls who look like he pulled them from a college cafateria. And this is the only reason to watch this video at all. The girls are all so young the only flab on them is their baby fat.
Or should I say... the only real flab on them is Dave Cummings himself.
My problem with the way Dave makes his movies is that watching them, you get the feeling that he's just a lonely old Army veteran who's looking for love by paying young girls to screw him. He produces them with no music and very few shots that are not hand-held. This gives us the feeling of being a creepy old dude.
So what the viewer gets is shots of young girls blowing Dave with lots of mirrors set up around them so he can get all sorts of angles. There is nothing sexy about this tape at all. Not that I can ever think of a time Dave Cummings is sexy, but with him holding the camera and saying things like, "I'm a 62 year-old man. I bet all the viewers at home are wishing they were me."
No Dave, I don't wish that I was you.
Sure, some of the girls are cute - like Holli Miles and Drew Hurley. But that's balanced with the most pornstar-looking girl on the tape, Summer Haze, looking like she took a few punches on the way to the shoot.
This tape never got me hard. And it's not because I was drunk.
Does KNEE PAD NYMPHOS 4 sound like it's
right up your alley? Buy it on
VHS
Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 3683 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 12-18-2002
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