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RAIN COATER\'S POINT OF VIEW 1
RAIN COATER\'S POINT OF VIEW 1

-from Red Light District

Rancho Rating: *****
Director: Vince Vouyer

Starring: Celine, Lolly, Loni, Taylor Rain, Vanessa Rubec, You

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Raincoater's Point of View by Red Light just might be the new series to keep your beady eyes peeled for. This movie, shoot entirely in POV format takes you right to the action and keeps you there without a thought in your head (cuz all the blood will be in your dick). For all the hard-earned money you made working at the nursing home you will get six happy little cocksuckers on this disk. It's a good buy. You can trust me because you've never met me.

We start off with Celine. All the ladies on Raincoater's POV are vaguely foreign but not so bad you'll need a translator. Oh no, they all speaka the lanaguage of big dick, l'il pussy. Celine crawls up the stairs on all fours pursuing a wagging penis. Heh. She gets laid, made and jizzumed on like a pastry. Nextly, Vanessa is on the screen. For all of you who've ever fantasized about fucking your kid sister (and I KNOW that there are those of you out there), Vanessa is as close as you can legally get. She's a dumb as a rock. She has braces. You will love her. Oh, and she has a pierced slit. She takes on two penises. Thanks to the POV style shooting the dicks look EXTRA big and the girls cum-gargling mouths smaller - kinda cool FYI. Vanessa's ass takes a widening from the dick twins. She's an absolute champion. That's what's nice about this movie: the girls are really into getting hammered. Yupe, this is some of the most hog-wild anal you'll see anywhere.

Third: Loni, an Asian. She takes a lot of anal palunking and even does the dreaded ass-to-mouth that Red Light specializes in. But her bum looks like it tastes like sugar, so no worries. Lolly is the fourth muppet strumpet to get humpet. All good sucking and fucking.

Taylor Rain stars in the fifth scene and when she came on the screen I knew this movie was a 5. She's just as hot as a ninja with sharp throwing stars! Yeah! And she has all the right answers to hard questions like, "What do you like to put in your pussy?" Answer: "Big dicks." She gags herself on a REAL big dick and then uses her bottomless asshole to make everything disappear...really great close-ups here. And lastly, August has a round ass and chaffed taint and her pussy gets a work-out. No anal though.

The only bad thing about this movie: no subchapters. Grrr. But everything else is prim-O.

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DVD Features Include: behind the scenes | bonus footage | photo gallery | trailers


Running Time: 140 minutes | Production Date: 04-02-2002

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 8956 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 12-10-2002


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Pornfreak (freak) says:
Classic! Even though it\'s 8 years old, it\'s still just as good as porn from today. Maybe even better.

Pornfreak gives this movie 5



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