The Rancho Cow
Young Ripe Melons #1 by Red Light District...hmmm...that title reminds me of that great and fabulous band The Fine Young Cannibals. But that's another story for a summer night. This flick is definitely for you boob lovers out there. All the ladies here have ripe (and overripe), uh, melons for you to oogle. Before each chick gets splayed and laid she giggles and jiggles her mammeraries around. I don't know how I feel about calling boobs melons. I don't LIKE melons. But I like boobs. If you haven't gotten good enough glimpses of the titties during the bounce and pose segment of each scene the camera focuses on the boobs as they shake during the sex as well.
This is bare-boners porno. Six girls. A house. And men to boink and poke the girls. That's it. The cast here represents a fairly international cross-section of pussy so that's good. Lolly's from Cancun, Loni's from the Philipines and ebony Carmen is Creole. It's good to see equal opportunity employment for melons of all races.
The first four girls all have their pluses and minuses and overall, as a lot I'd rate them as average. Several of them have thatch-roofed vaginas. They all have ample nipples. They each get about a half an hour of the film devoted to them. Most of the sex is striaght-up vaginal though pierced-tittied Taylor Lynn does do some rather first-time looking anal ("Breathe." "I can't." "Relax your leg." "I can't."). Girl #3, Loni, also grins and bears the dreaded ATM - ass to mouth. Ug.
Cameron in scene 5 is the highlight of the movie. Cameron's dainty, blonde and will have your penis rubbing your bellybutton in no time flat. Her spunky sex scene is full of good ol' American vag-blasting. And she swallows. Lastly, the biggest name on the DVD, Avy Scott, shows off her young, uh ripe melons. The sex scene that follows is a little weird since the first guy pops off his load in mere minutes and then another guy (or the same one?) comes around to fuck her proper.
From the mouth of the Rancho Cow, I rate this one a 3. It had some decent moments and for boob lovers this one may be indispensible. But really, who amoung us doesn't love boobs? I don't understand how "boobs" can be a fetish. Every guy has a boob fetish. Anyway...
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DVD Features Include: behind the scenes | boner footage | chapter search | photo gallery | trailers
Running Time: 140 minutes | Production Date: 04-24-2002
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DATE POSTED: 01-31-2003