Straight Movie
Reviews
Gay Movie
Reviews
Sex Toy
Reviews
Porn
Stars
  Sex Toy
Store
PPV
Video
VOD
Store
DVD
Store
The
Rest
   Cooters Best Movies   |   Pooters Worst Movies   |   Recent Reviews   |   Forum   |   Featured   |   Ranch Hands

Newest Adult
Movie Reviews

  1. Jazz Duro\'s Pornstar Vacation Brazil
  2. A Big Dick For A Cutie #3
  3. Private Gold - Fucking On The Job
  4. 2 Chicks Same Time #12
  5. Teen Models #7
  6. Tammy Sands\' Glamour Solos
  7. Sweet Cherrys #4
  8. Swank\'s Sex With The Legal Teen #5
  9. Swank\'s Sex With The Legal Teen #1
  10. Swank\'s Sex With The Legal Teen #3
 
 

This Month's Hot Movie Reviews

  1. 2 Chicks Same Time #12
  2. A Big Dick For A Cutie #3
  3. Private Gold - Fucking On The Job
  4. Jazz Duro\'s Pornstar Vacation Brazil
 
 

Adult Movie
Directory

A | B | C | D | E | F | G | H | I | J | K | L | M | N | O | P | Q | R | S | T | U | V | W | X | Y | Z | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 
UNWRITTEN LOVE
UNWRITTEN LOVE Buy DVD

-from Visage

Rancho Rating: ****
Director: Penny Nichols

Starring: Ana Nova, Eva Angelina, Evan Stone, Herschel, Katherine morgan, Katie Morgan, Lee Stone, Marcos Leon, Michelle Sweet, NickManning, Savage

4 kleenexes
Scooby Doo - A XXX Parody


Read our Review

Order Now!
New Sex Toys

by T.S. Domino

Unwritten Love gives us the gorgeous Katherine Morgan in the title role. she plays an author who is selling trashy novels and is getting a little famous. She's sold two books and her asshole agent is breathing down her neck for the third one. the problem is, she's stuck. She writes a great scene, but feel it's too amateurish. She tries repeatedly to delete it, but the computer has ideas of it's own.

Katherine gives us the first scene and it's her and the schlub of a waiter that brought her her salad. It was kind of nice to see a normal looking guy with such a beautiful woman. Add to that the fact that Katherine Morgan looks more than a little like Jennifer Aniston and we get not only a hot scene, burt wish fufillment for perverts the world over.

The next scene is what Katherine is writing. I thought it was inventive because we have the older blonde who looks like Goldie Hawn and she's checking out the well muscled pool boy. Along comes her husband played by porn legend Herschell Savage. Herschell assays the situation and it isn't long before he drags his wife into the house and shows her what a porn legend has that some over muscled pool boy doesn't have. Herschell still has it and his scene with the Goldie Hawn look alike is probably the hottest in the flick.

It was nice to see a stereotypical porn scene turned on its ear like that. This film uses some interesting camera work that is a little reminiscent of the herky jerky style that mainstream director Rob Zombie likes to use. But there's no horror here. Just beautiful women doing nasty things.

After that we are treated to a scene between the sleazeball agent abusing the shit out of some hottie. I thought it was cool that they incorporated the demeanor of the agent throughout the scene. He fucked the crap out of this woman and stayed in character. A lot odf people do the character, fuck like they always do, and then go back into character again. It has always been that way so, this is a refreshing change of pace.

That's the best part of this movie. It is a real movie with some genuine acting going on in front of the camera and the hot, couples friendly sex that we come to expect. The fact that a couple of the girls resemble mainstream actresses is just icing on a very delicious cake.

The one thing that I would have done differently would have been to give the public more extras on the disc. We get a a little, thin behind the scenes thing, but that's it. Other than that this is one great adult film.

Does UNWRITTEN LOVE sound like it's right up your alley? Buy it on DVD


DVD Features Include: behind the scenes


Running Time: 90 minutes | Production Date: 02-15-2006

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 1412 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 2007-09-04


Reader comments

michelle sweet (porn star) says:
Hey that Goldie Hawn look alike is me Michelle Seet..thanks for the compliment..I thought my scene was the hottest too :)~

xoxoxo Michelle

michelle sweet gives this movie 5



What do you think?

Tell us what you think about the movie or the review. Maximum of 255 characters. If you need more than that, email us about being an official Rancho reviewer. If you're more scene breakdowns, etc., check cavr.com or the iafd. We're after something different from our reviewers.


Name (What's your name or pseudonym?)

Your title (Are you a fan? Pornstar? Director?)

E-mail address (OPTIONAL. Will not be published on the site or added to an email list. We promise.)

Your Rating of this DVD


(How many stars do you give this movie?)


Comments: (html not allowed)

characters left:

Access Code:
security image

Enter Access Code:
 

Find More Reviews:

Search review text...



Include
Unreviewed

IAFD

Reviews on IAFD


Free Video Clips

Surfer Girls
HAND JOBS to surfer guys, fuck like mad.
-
Extreme Schoogirls
Innocent Molly get assfucked in her roller skates!
-
Daddy's Little Princess
Daddy's little girl is having fun in 3 Ways!
-
Pigtail Cuties
Innocent girls do anything you ask them to.
-
Simply Bella: The anal mistress
She loves ass-to-mouth!
-
Naughty Teens Who Like It In Their Ass
What else can we say?
-
Midget Banzai Bang
See these sexy midgets BANG!
-
Spanish Harlem
Think of a hot spicy Latina girl
-
Lesbian Heaven
There is no Heaven without lesbians...duh!
-
Ginger Lynn The Movie
80s Classic!
-
Double The Fun 2 On 1 #3
Equals 12?
-
Oops She's My Friends Wife #1
Why does this always happen
-
Cream Pie P.O.V. #3
P.O.P. in the P.O.O.P.E.R.
-
I Wanna Cum Inside Your Mom
Things to never say to your brother
-
Her First Lesbian Sex Volume #3
Yipee!
-
The Fashionistas
Best Adult Movie ever?
Probably
-
Swallow My Squirt #2
Get my straw?
-
Cheating Housewives
Like Desperate Housewives with gapes Universal Max #3
Kelly Fuckin' Wells 1st Scene
Un fuckin' believable
-
Space Invaderz
Like the video game
with double anal gaping
and no video game
-
Feeding Frenzy #4
Porn's version of the Atkins Diet
-
Lex The Impaler #2
Most accurate title ever

Adult Movie Reviews | Gay Movie Reviews | Porn Stars | Sex Toy Reviews | The Rest
Pay Per Videos | Video on Demand | Adult DVD Store | Sex Toy Store

Copyright 1999-2007 - ranchocarne.com