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ASIAN POKE HOLES 2
ASIAN POKE HOLES 2 Buy DVD

-from Juicy Entertainment

Rancho Rating: *****

Starring: Christina Aguchi, Evelin lin, Hunny Bunny ,Asia, miko sinz, soolin Kelter

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Well another good specimen of the Asian gonzo style movies. Nothing new here, the same old thing, hot Asian girls, fucking and sucking, and that is what makes this good, it's exactly what we expect and exactly what they advertise. The thing that makes this movie even better is the lack of dialog, no bullshit chatter from the annoying camera man, so you can focus on what's important, hot Asian sluts. Another key feature in this movie is all of the Asian girls are hot, very hot. See I have watched a lot of porn, and of course a lot of Asian porn and so many times, the production company are trying to get as much Asian content in the flick that they settle on less attractive talent, just so long as they are Asian. Sure they have a loopy belly, or a mole the size of Mothera on their lip, but hey they are Asian so it's all good right??? Wrong! They have to be hot, its porn, I want to see hot chicks fucking and be turned on, not curious if one of them actually has a set of balls under their skirts! Come on! But luckily for Asian Poke Holes 2 there is none of that nonsense, Pink Kitty Video and the good people of Juicy Entertainment took the time to really make sure they picked some of the cream of the crop when it came to Asian talent! Bravo!

The only down side is some of the male talent is a bit doofey if you know what I mean, 75% of it is shot great, leaving the male talent's doofey faces out of the shot, but then there are a few select scenes where its Buck Tooth Billy right in your face, comical yes, hot to look at, no.

All and all though a really hot movie and a nice Asian title for anyone's wackable collection. Normally I would give a MVP for a movie, you know Most Valuable Pussy, but in this case Id like to point out three, First Soolin, very sexy with a main stream Asian meets LA look, way hot. Then there is one of my Asian favorites Evelin Lin, who pulls off the high school exchange student thing perfectly, looking 'oh so young and fresh', and last but not least there is Miko Sinz, who is just a real pro at what she does and more importantly makes it looks like she really loves what she is doing, each time she is doing it.

In the end, you are left with one very hot Asian gonzo style movie that the whole family can enjoy...ok, maybe not the whole family but you get the picture!

Does ASIAN POKE HOLES 2 sound like it's right up your alley? Buy it on DVD


DVD Features Include: bonus scene


Production Date: 12-23-2006

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 3992 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 2007-10-15


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