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JADA FIRE IS SQUIRT WOMAN 2
JADA FIRE IS SQUIRT WOMAN 2

-from Elegant Angel

Rancho Rating: ****
Director: William H.

Starring: Angela Stone, Annette Schwarz, Britney Stevens, Harmony, Jada Fire, Jazmine Cashmere, Katja Kassin, Sierra Sinn

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When we last left our heroine, Jada Fire, she was putting out cigars at the Elegant Angel offices. Before the credits she hops up on an EA conference table to show a few disbelievers that she can geyser--and I'll repeat, it's not the geyser, but the speed in which she gets to the geyser, that makes me wonder. For the record, I don't really give a shit. Jada's hot doing anything she wants, and I'd take a face pasting from her quim any day. Yes, I'm romantic.

The girljuice swallowing is hot all the way through, starting with the repeated blasts Harmony takes to the face. Some of it is from Jada self-frigging all over as Harmony sucks Manuel Ferrara, some is a break from standing doggiestyle, and some is from RCG. Both girls get anal (Jada: "It's in that motherfucker."), and there's just too much A2M and Jada-firing to count until the shared facial.

Jada just keeps smokin' through the whole thing, and doesn't mess around with light-skinned Jazmine and her guy. Vicious throatjob gets into serious tradeoff fucking, and some particularly hot close-up shots of Jada streaming into Jazmine's hungry waiting mouth. Jazmine gargles, spits it back, swallows, it's so nice I almost forgot she did anal before taking a boy AND girlcum facial.

The other amazing scene, and I was looking forward to seeing this motherfucker, is with Jada, assqueen Katja Kassin, Mark Ashley, and German superslut Annette Schwarz. No complaints here. Deepthroating like you know Annette can do, and anal like you know Katja can do (Annette gives the bum up too). More A2M than you can possibly stand. Hopefully Mark Ashley's health insurance was paid up, because it's quite possible he had a heart episode immediately following this one. The facial finish was a double, with Annette and Katja taking both Mark and Jada's loads (very hot when Jada starts nailing Mark's cockhead with her stream). Lawdy.

And if all you want is volume: the collected girljuice from the fourway of Jada, Sierra Sinn, Angela Stone, and Britney Stevens would fill a pool.

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DVD Features Include: behind the scenes | bonus scene | multiple chapters per scene | photo gallery | trailers


Running Time: 135 minutes | Production Date: 03-17-2007

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 2175 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 2007-08-03


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