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YOUR TIME IS UP
YOUR TIME IS UP

-from Private Pictures

Rancho Rating: ****
Director: Barry Wood

Starring: Aria, Calli Cox, Cheyne Collins, Evan Stone, Jenna Haze, Lee Stone, Marty Romano, Samantha Sterling, Shayla LaVeaux, Sindee Coxx, Steve Hatcher, Tanya Danielle, Violet Blue

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Michael Ninn worked out a contract with Private Pictures awhile back. His stylish movies obviously caught their eye and they wanted to expand beyond the fairly limited scope of their past to include a fresh new style. Love him or hate him, that's exactly what Michael brought to the deal, whether he directed himself or not.

In Your Time Is Up, Jenna plays a hooker who makes housecalls, a valuable commodity these days I'm told. She is clearly the focus of this movie which uses a lot of style and slow motion photography to enhance the mood around the scenes. I usually like his work, whether it's by proxy-his director is Barry Wood here-or not. Fans of young Ms. Haze will want to own this one regardless of what I say but read on.

The video looked weaker than Private is known for and only some of that can be attributed to the style presented. The low lighting may well have been used to attain a mood or to hide flaws of the performers but the end result was a lot more grain and video noise than most Private consumers are used to. The audio was about average with some of the dubbing that Private is known for but some of the time it seemed as though the tracks were just mismatched a bit.

Scene one: Jenna and Marty had oral and straight sex before the anal action. She's a tiny little woman but it's easy to see why she won that award recently. Yum!

Scene two: Jenna, Sindee and Tanya had a lesbian scene together which included a lot of toy action and tongues. There was some real energy and heat here.

Scene three: Aria, an attractive young lady I met last month, Shayla, Lee, and Marty boned in an outdoor junkyard. I especially liked Aria but they all did a good job here.

Scene four: Jenna and Evan had a condom laced scene which included anal. Condoms weren't mandatory in this movie but I can see why he'd want some protection-she makes a lot of movies each year. The scene was very hot.

Scene five: Calli, Samantha, Violet, Steve and Cheyne had an orgy together which included oral, straight, anal, a DP, and facials. This was the weakest scene in the movie for me as I just didn't detect any chemistry between the performers.

Summary: The technical problems did detract from the heat a bit but overall I liked this one enough to give it a 4. Fans of Jenna Haze will want to get this one or at least rent it for a weekend-probably rating it even higher. She's done more extreme circus act sex but rarely has looked this good, if ever. The extras were decent enough and the sex hardcore enough to work for most people into porn.

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DVD Features Include: cast profiles | digital stereo sound | direct access to chapters | fully interactive menus | parental lock | photobook | production notes | trailers


Running Time: 92 minutes | Production Date: 09-09-2002

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DATE POSTED: 02-15-2003


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