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VIRTUAL SEX WITH SHAY JORDAN

-from Digital Playground

Rancho Rating: ***

Starring: Shay Jordan

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Shay Jordan is Digital Playgrounds latest "Virtual Sex With.." starlet and she does a fine job at filling the position. Fans of the petite Latino babe will not only get to see her in action but will have the chance to "spend a night alone with their favorite babe". It's POV action at it's most intimate. You tell her what to do and how she does it. Check it out!

Shay is wearing a sexy little number in the stripping segment. Sporting just a little white bra, a see through skirt and black stockings she is looking smokin' hot as she disrobes slowly. Lots of dirty talk heightens the pleasure of watching her tease us until she is finally fully nude.

The story section gives us a glimpse of Shays personal life. She tells us how she is a nymph, about her first time doing an amateur video and a few of her favorite fantasies. The visual is a little cheesy. It's Shay dancing with flames in the background. Pretty pointless segment that only lasts maybe three minutes. I really couldn't see someone watching this more than once.

The foreplay and sex section is will you be spending most of your time. The sex is pretty self explanatory. We get to see Shay in four positions including the missionary, doggy, reverse and regular cowgirl positions. You can choose her to be in an innocent mood or a dirty talking Ho who wants to be pounded. Two different angles are also available. "You" are also able to finish inside her with all the positions.

Foreplay offers up the most selections to do with Miss Jordan. You can finger, dildo, have sex with her boobs and feet, massage her boobs and ass and do a little bit of oral(both bj and cunnilingus).

Overall a pretty standard virtual sex movie. I've never been a fan of the black background but it doesn't really take away from the action this time. Shay Jordan does a good job. She seems comfortable in front of the camera and really shines in the "naughty" mode. None of the dirty talk seems forced or pre scripted. Best segments are the foreplay and sex as they should be. Shay is an animal on top! I think the "stories" could be left out because it serves no real purpose especially with the extremely short running time. Other than that, if you are a big fan of Shay Jordan you should have fun with it. I still prefer New Sensations "My Plaything" series but this ain't half bad.

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DVD Features Include: shot in hd | interactive menu | striptease | sexual bio | 5.1 digital surround sound | digitally remastered | playable worldwide | dvd-rom compatible please note: interactivity available only on dvd format.


Running Time: 120 minutes | Production Date: 03-16-07

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 997 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 2008-07-21


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