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BABES IN THAILAND 4

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Rancho Rating: ***
Director: Tom Origami

Starring: Anne, Apple, Bee, Beer, Pattira

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Here we have the very nice and fun to watch "Babes in Thailand 4"! I'd be lying if I didn't tell you I loved #1 and #2, although #3, well the plot was way too thin in #3, but alas they have made up for it in #4 with a sick 5 twist plot scheme and charter development and set design the likes of Scorsese stature! OK, if you haven't figured it out yet I'm pulling your chain. This is one of many "I have sex with Asian chick" movies but what makes this series different is that it is actually filmed in another country as opposed to the producer hiring all the US Asian talent and trying to make a warehouse in the valley look like Bangkok. Because of that there is so much greatness to this title, like first of all you know 2/3 of the girls on this are dead by now. I mean sure it was produced less then a year ago, but hey its worse then a third world country, I have a feeling Thailand hookers are about as disposable as empty Motts Juice Box's!

The next best part is, collectively all six of the Thailand hotties on this movie were hired for under $40.00 US! No lie, I bet each of these girls did their scene for $5.00 American and got maybe a $1.00 tip if they "washed up" before their scene. Even more awesome here is that the director of this fine piece of cinema went ahead and named each of the girls, names that are so apparently not theirs. For real this one girl is named "Beer" come on...."Beer"? That is fucking awesome!

Now the only thing that scares me here is, we all know Thailand is notorious for its "lady boys" you know, "girls" who were once boys who got the ye old snip and tuck! A few of these "girls" are clearly suspect if you know what I mean. With all of that being said, the series is still a good find and much of what #4 has to offer is still highly swackable!

I wouldn't say its a amazing flick, cause its not, but it really has a "sleazy American exploiting the human trafficking sex trade" feel to it, which I need not tell you is HOT! So its a toss up, if you like the manicured Asian feel of the valley that Hustler brings you straight out of the massage parlors, then you are going to want to pass on this one, cause its too dirty for you. But if you like the "me so horney" Vietcong rape feel of movies like "Full Metal Jacket" then you will love this DVD and probably need to go out and get volumes 1, 2, 3 and 4 ASAP! Just be warned, even after watching this DVD you may still want to go get tested for a STD!

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DVD Features Include: bonus sex scene


Running Time: 120 minutes | Production Date: 08/14/2007

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 1083 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 2008-12-03


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