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AMAZONIAN DREAMS

-from Woodman Entertainment

Rancho Rating: ***
Director: Pierre Woodman

Starring: Barbie Banks, Caylian curtis, Druuna Diva, Mona Liza, roxy Panther, Zafira Klass

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by T.S. Domino

When I see a video with the word WOODMAN on it I usually know what I'm in for. The girls are always pretty damned hot and willing to do anything.

In this case it was somewhat true.

There is a brown beauty who takes two men from the confines of a boat and looks magnificent doing it. There are two girls and two guys on the side of a beautiful pool in an exotic location and they do it all.

The beginning girl and her dusky man going at it were pretty hot stuff down on the beach rolling around in the sand.

Then there was the irritating part-during the scene on the beach an amazonian blonde beauty comes strolling along. She has firm, round tits and a smoking hot body. This was going to get good, I thought to myself. WRONG!

She stays up on the beach and shoves a cucumber up her ass while she watches. Kinda hot and a little kinky, but not what I was looking for.

The last scene is the most irritating. Two guys, two girls. One girl, average. The other girl is tan and has these smoldering eyes and gorgeous figure. This is the girl I want to see get banged six ways from Sunday. Yeah, didn't happen...again! Sure, she shoved a chocolate dildo up her pussy, but this hot young thing need to get dicked for my viewing pleasure.

What the Hell is the point of putting hot girls in a porn and then they don't have sex?

As for extras, there was a behind the scenes thing that really didn't add much to the proceedings and that was it. Pretty thin on the extras.

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DVD Features Include: shot in hd | behind the scenes | interviews | multiple languages | multiple subtitles | digital stereo sound | widescreen format | behind the scenes


Running Time: 180 minutes

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 2214 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 2008-01-06


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