The Big Dick
I mean, you really have to give the guy credit. When I'm 65, I'll be the lecherous old fucker at the local cafe winking at the waitress and leaving her an extra dollar if she smiles. Dave Cummings, on the other hand, is the lecherous old fucker back behind the cafe waiting to fuck the waitress when she gets off work. Dave Cummings' Sex Fun Vol. 8 is another chapter chronicling the antics of Dave and his harem of young, dumb cumsluts.
When Dave's not plundering one of the girl's holes, he's chatting them up, driving them around. It's really quite comical and the small-talk is pleasant. The girls don't really seem very afraid of Dave. They treat him (perhaps justifiably) like a Granddad. Next to Dave's hairy white back and bald head (thankfully he usually leaves his shirt on), the ladies look very, very young, though they're not exactly inexperienced. All seven of them bend over for some wiener service and the vignettes are given funny little titles like "Student Housing" and "Needs to Get Laid." Only one of the women is a real dud and the rest - nasty slutties like Felony and Sunny Daze - work out just fine.
Sure, the sex is pretty standard and often follows the same carved-in-stone course but miscellaneous scenes like Sasha peeing in the bushes and tattooed glutterslime Jen X getting it on with Dave in a Port-o-let help move the movie along. The first four scenes are strictly vaginal sex, but Dave's mushroom tip does end up widening the rears of the last three girls.
There are a couple of bad moments: the inevitable flies show up for one of the outdoor scenes, slag whore Pandora is completely unamused and has some weird white crummies on her junk, and Dave's moneyshots leave a lot to be desired (the fact that he can even get it up so regularly is, of course, amazing). Still, if you're paying for your video fucking, you really can't complain about the amount on this tape. And again, what's more entertaining than Dave in a white Bermuda hat and a blue golf shirt getting his pecker sucked in the middle of some parking lot in California?
Some day all this sex will be the death of Dave. But if he has a heart-attack while balls-deep in some 19-year old beside his sunny pool, more power to him! As Dave says, looking down at his manhood, "I'm getting a little old, but we do alright."
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