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by
Evan Sherwood
Well these cartoons are no way like the ones on Saturday mornings. They all come from the 1970’s and possibility from Germany and re-dubbed in English. There are two types of cartoon genres on this DVD. One is a remake of classic fairy tales with more tits, asses, cocks and pussies than a Roman orgy. The other genre reworks the classic cartoon characters like Bugs Bunny, Porky Pig, and the duo Tom and Jerry into horny pussy chasers.
“Wonderful Witch” re-tells the story of Hansel and Gretel. But in this story the witch is a horny old bag who wants to teach Gretel how to take a cock while Hansel is locked away with his tiny penis. With a magic penis-growing potion, Hansel breaks free and kills the witch after ramming her home. Seeing all of the woodland creatures fucking is so hilarious.
“Two for the Price of one” starts with Snow White being drugged and fucked by Smurf-sized Dwarfs, if that makes any sense. These dwarfs will fuck anything, even each other and one is always the butt of the joke; just so happens that he has a small dick. A gross cartoon but a funny one. The other cartoon is of a Tom and Jerry look-a-like where the cat wants to fuck a duck but seems to get his cock smashed, slammed or blown-up by the mouse. This one is too short and not as funny.
“The Rape of Sleeping Beauty” is the most disturbing cartoon ever with baby Beauty using her pacifier on her pussy and then the witch’s cunt blowing up from TNT. Nevermind, this one is fucking funny. Sex is all over with sexual torture devices, horny jesters with huge cocks and a small dicked king.
“Sperm of an Idea” has the Porky Pig look-a-like as Sheriff of an old west town and tries to protect the young naked chicks from the outlaw cat. This cat’s cock gets everything done to it and not in a good way. Even getting it sewed back on doesn’t help and Grimmy (a.k.a. the Pig) still gets to fuck all the chicks, even the Indians.
“Three Tails on a Head” starts with the first story about Roger Rabbit and Phil the Fox with the simple plot of Phil fucking an Auto-Jerking machine, ripping his cock off and then having Roger cum all over him. The second story is about a chick that had five guys fill her bathtub with cum so she can bath and she slips and hits her head. Very strange. But the best story is about the Harlem and the king who has 100 wives. The ending to so weird but the build up is great. I don’t want to ruin it for you.
“Over the Bounding Babe” shows the return of all of the characters like the mouse, Roger Rabbit, Grimmy the pig and the cat playing Long Dong Sliver in this high-sea adventure. The bad guys lose and the good guys get fucked. And fucked by a lot of chicks. One of the longer ones on the DVD and one of the best with fucking animals.
“Wet Snow White” has similar dwarfs from the earlier cartoon, who like to fuck each other in the butt and one has a small dick. This cartoon, however, follows more of the real story of Snow White. Best part in the whole flick, is seeing Snow White shooting the poisoned pickle out of her snatch at a target. Don’t think that was in the original.
So there is no real sex with real people but this collection of cartoons will make you laugh and remind you of being a kid….a really horny kid. I give X-Rated Cartoons a three out of five. So wake up early, get a bowl of Lucky Charms and watch some animated fucking.
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DATE POSTED: 2008-04-11
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