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WHAT AN ASS 5

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Rancho Rating: ****

Starring: Alexis Texas, Amber Peach, Brianna Love, James Deen, John Strong, Kristina Rose, Mark Davis, Mark Wood, richelle ryan, Steve Holmes

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Do you ever fantasize about plowing into a woman with real curves? Do you enjoy having the extra padding to thrust against when fucking a woman from behind? If your answer is yes, then continue reading about a DVD that will leave you saying “what an ass”.

The first big assed bitch to get fucked is Kristina. Her tits are relatively small compared to many porn stars, but her ass more than makes up for it. Steve fingers her pussy and she does her best to get his huge cock in her mouth and throat. Kristina straddles Steve and rides him hard like a horse. He then gets up and fucks her like a dog (these animal similes are working out so far-lol). Kristina goes into spread eagle and he fingers her clit as he pounds her beaver. She has a great ass and I want to see him fuck it, but he never does. He finishes her by shooting his load on her ass.

The next scene is with Brianna who gets plowed by James. It’s hot to see her pussy take more and more cock as James gets visibly harder and longer. Though he doesn’t fuck her ass, it’s hot to see him grab onto that big ass like two handlebars and pull her onto his rod. She tries to suck his monster meat as she sucks off her pussy juice. It’s hard for me to watch this scene and not cum (I have so much laundry to do now). One of my favorite parts is when she’s straddling James with her back to the camera. This allows you to see her big ass at the same time James jousts his lance all the way into her pussy. He finishes by shooting his big load all over her ass. Very hot scene!

The third scene is with Alexis who gets abused by Mark D. she starts off on a couch touching her pussy and tits. She has both great tits and ass. She sucks Mark’s meat and then she straddles him so she can ride him. Again, with an ass like that, she should be taking that cock in her ass, but this DVD has no anal sex in it. He finishes a little quicker than the other guys and blows his load all over her face and mouth. I don’t blame him; with a woman like that, I’d probably shoot a load early too.

The next scene is with Richelle who has a great big ass and tits to match. I don’t know what I’ve been smoking, but her face gave the craziest idea. I was thinking that Richelle looks like an overweight Cher with a boob job. If only Richelle could turn back time… whohohoa. John comes in already hard and plows into her pussy from behind. She takes a break to suck his meat and he goes back to fucking her good. Compared to John, Richelle looks pretty large. One must have their priorities set straight before they take on that much woman. John ends up blowing his load over her big ol’ ass.

The last scene is with Amber who reminds me of my first girlfriend. Amber is a heavy hitter if you know what I mean. Mark W. comes in to hit a home run with her. Mark just abuses her pussy with his cock making her scream. Mark is just rockin Amber all over with his power tool. After fucking her mouth, tits, and pussy, Mark blows his load all over her ass.

This DVD will certainly leave you saying “what an ass”. I still don’t understand why so many ass-focused porn have no anal sex included. Maybe everyone isn’t as “wild and crazy” as I am. In any case, the DVD was overall good. Anal sex aside, I still would have liked to see more variety in the DVD. This is why I’m giving the DVD 4 out of 5 stars. If you enjoy seeing women with some junk in their trunk have their pussies stuffed, then this DVD is for you.

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DVD Features Include: shot in hd | bonus scene | behind the scenes | chapter search | pick your pleasure | stereo sound | digital clarity | playable worldwide | dvd-rom compatible | preview trailers


Running Time: 120 minutes

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 1244 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 2008-11-14


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