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For those hardcore Joanna Angel fans, this flick has some scenes you previously jerked-off to from other Joanna movies like Porny Monster but this is a one-stop shop for some alone stroking time with Joanna and bunches of delicious anal action. With her naturalistic dialog, hilarious situations, sexy into camera glances and of course, amazing pair of supple titties and an asshole made for sloppy entry, Joanna reminds us what porn should be like.
The first scene with Joanna, Nikki Nine, Memphis Monroe and Mya Luanna brings to mind the game where you have to see what object is different from the group, like a mountain lion in a group of household pussies. Well Joanna is that mountain lion and she doesn’t fit. You have Mya who sounds like a Cali-chick minus the annoying gum smacking, Memphis who looks like the girl next door and Nikki who could just be a door swinging in the breeze. While Mya is taking the easy way with some pussy pounding, Joanna takes a little strap-on anal wreckage from Nikki deep and hard while in doggy. What an ass! Joanna brings a lot of energy to the scene that the others fail to do. Plus, I wanted more of Memphis’ tits.
I hope you like James Dean, because he is in the rest of the 5 scenes, which can get old but not with this well-hung cock and hilarious personality. He kept me laughing in every scene.
Scene two had great music but with most flicks it didn’t last and neither could James for too long. In the spirit of James, he starts rough with Joanna with smacking her face, shoving 3 fingers down her throat but damn it, she loves that shit, even trying to slam her own head to the cock base with tears and spit going all over. The scene seems very artsy with weird transitions between positions but come on; they are fucking on a sofa on top of a bunch of tree branches. The asshole play close-ups leave nothing to imagination and will leave you wondering how it can even fit. The best shot is of Joanna on all fours; chewing gum waiting for James to send it home.
The two black-haired temptresses Joanna and Katrina Kraven start with some classic finger banging and butt licking before Joanna gets a glass plug to sit on. Enter James Dean. When he comes in, it is one of the best shots EVER! So funny. Katrina receives a generous facial cock-beating before adding his meat-tube to Joanna’s non-filled pussy while Katrina attends to the butt-plug. James switches back and forth from Joanna to Katrina in this super long fuck scene that becomes quite boring. If it weren’t for the ending with James cumming in his hand and smacking Katrina in the face, I would not have liked this scene as much. That made my day.
Again James Dean’s funny ass lines almost out shines Joanna’s hot ass but not quite, well..not even close. Chapel Waste can’t seem to keep her hands to herself or off of her hairless pussy as she tries to fulfill her cock cravings. Joanna can’t resist any longer, dives in to join Chapel and James and steals most of the anal loving from the now jealous Chapel. I was more entertained at the dialogue between them then the actual sex mostly because I was waiting to see James kick Chapel square in the face. It never happened though.
Although the song Gangsters Paradise is old by now, the parody Joanna and James do is great and ever better with them fucking. For some reason, Joanna’s pussy looks super tight as she works Dean’s massive cock in cowgirl. I was waiting the whole movie to see Joanna squirt but it was hard to see with the angle. I was very disappointed. I guess I can just watch the last scene in Not Another Porn Movie again. The poop-shoot fucking is never bad with Joanna but here it seemed to get better. Maybe it was the pink socks, sexy legs, the chair or just her perfect asshole. Whatever it was, Joanna was pleased to suck her ass juices from Dean’s cock and I was pleased to watch.
The final scene has the blonde, non-tattooed Charlotte Stokely waiting to try out to become a Burning Angel with James sleeping on the couch. The interview starts with Joanna muff diving on Charlotte’s pink pussy getting in soaking wet. She returns the favor with heavy-duty finger fucking and tonguing Joanna’s butt then moves on to a beaded pink butt toy. James is awakened with a sloppy bj and starts with Joanna but moves to gaping Charlotte’s snatch in doggy and showing us her nice soft ass. Almost as good as Joanna’s ass. The gaping doesn’t stop there; Joanna then gets her butt bored out too. To end with some snowballing of James’ hefty load between the sperm covered mouths of Joanna and Charlotte. Lip smacking good.
I give Joanna Angel’s Anal Perversions four gaped assholes out of five. It may have helped to see someone other then James Dean but he was very funny and great at giving Joanna’s ass the needed attention. Joanna may be short but she is the whole sexy package. I leave you with the enlightening words from my buddy Wayne Hobblebush, “If Joanna Angel ever wanted to use my cock as battering ram for her starfish, I would say okay.”
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DVD Features Include: preview trailers | photo slide show | animated chapter index | hot sex talk | digitally mastered | playable worldwide
Running Time: 145 minutes
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DATE POSTED: 2008-06-28