Purportedly the definitive guide to XXX filmmaking, XXX Training claims to be full of helpful pointers and penetrating tips. Well, this reviewer has been around the block a few too many times and, while no groundbreaking tips or tricks surfaced, I did enjoy this flick more than a few times. Nothing is over the top (just your standard suck'n'fuck) but the perspectives and good lighting (important, mind you) bring you and your sweaty little palms right into the action.
With twelve chapters in the DVD featuring ye olde tongue-in-cheek look at porn and interlaced with plenty of ye olde in-and-out, XXX Training doesn't surprise nor disappoint. With no pretenses and a relaxed, light-hearted feel, the film stays true to theme and, to be honest (perhaps this is the scotch talking) I found the flick far, far better than the run-of-the-mill smut I scavenge out of the bargain bins at my local smut shoppe. Point being, the models are good looking in that attainable (well, I'll speak for myself) and not so plastic way and the action gets the cock a throbbing. If it is a choice between PBS, NBC or CBS, Iíll choose Serenity and Co. any day.
Torn between some nasty jail-time lesbian action (nothing like a dido in the ass and a finger in the snatch in the bighouse) and the nerd gets his fuck on, I reluctantly admit that the nerd scene takes the award for the quintessential, must-have, fall-back, porn standby. The implicit irony and self-aware tone of the film means the stunt is pulled off just fine. Yeah, Johnny Pocket Protector gets worked over by two willing vixens but hey, the sarcasm isn't supposed to be subtle and it is perfectly clear - isn't it every geek's wettie to get it from two hotties way out of his league?
I wouldn't say that comedy reigns supreme, but there are a few cuts that tickle the funny bone while the other bone is recovering from a strong drubbing. With high production quality, clean and clear photography and non-intrusive editing, I say that XXX Training is definitely worth a peek or two or three. My rating would lean toward three and a half, but since we are working with whole numbers, it gets four Kleenex in my book.
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DATE POSTED: 04-18-2002