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XXX ROAD TRIP 3
XXX ROAD TRIP 3

-from Red Light District

Rancho Rating: ****
Director: Brandon Iron

Starring: Brian Pumper, Claudio Meloni, Joel Lawrence, Julia Crow, Kathy, Marrie-Anne, Michaela, Mr Pete, Sabina, Sandy Style, Steve Holmes

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It's hard not to give most Red Light titles at least a 4 and XXX Roadtrip #3 is no exception. It's identical to many other Red Light flicks: guys go to Prague, guys fuck girls there in humiliating ways, the end. The name on this one may be misleading - sure, there's about 30 seconds of the guys walking around in Praque, but there's nothing vaguely roadtrippy happening here. All these girls are deflowered in the same apartment (or at least they look the same to me).

The girls are willing, speak no English (which perhaps accounts for their willingness) and most of them have a vacant livestockish stare. Julia Crow is first and she fits the above description to a T. She's hot enough though. And she comes with a dick so far up her ass it popped her tongue out of her mouth. There's sluicelike DP and anal and Julia's asshole gasps like a dying carp when it's all over. Joel and Brian Pumper do Sabina and Kathy next. They both make plenty of noise. You may actually be embarrased by the amount of noise this DVD puts out. Those Czechs. They know how to make noise. Lots of vaginal and anal sex.

Third is Michaela. She doesn't speak English either. But she does come at least once for real during the slimy DP. Marie Anne gets humped by Mr. Pete in probably my least favorite scene. There's anal and zits but you're tough, you can handle it. And lastly, Antonio and Mr. Pete have their way with coverslut Sandy Style who's the epitome of stunned and dumb. The funniest thing I have ever seen is Sandy trying to say "XXX Roadtrip." The second funniest thing I have ever seen is Sandy pretending to enjoy getting ATMed for 25 minutes.

So. A good wall-to-wall movie. It's like all the others, but Red Light knows how to put together an action-packed extreme DVD, I guess.

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DVD Features Include: interactive fetish menu | photo gallery | boner footage | behind the scenes | trailers


Running Time: 140 minutes | Production Date: 08-03-2002

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 4557 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 03-26-2003


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catman (Smut Fan) says:
Not the best by Red-light but its worth a look see,especially if You Like Julia or Sandy getting Dp\'ed.Julia\'s scene is easily the best as she moves her lithe slutty bod between 2 cocks with the expertise of a Porn Star..Wait Then she Made It!:)Sandy\'s Duo-dipping is good also as is Michaela\'s.Worth a Look!

catman gives this movie 3



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