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I really don't think I can give this one less than a 4. Sure, the Naughty College School Girls series is more of runaway train than even the Babysitters Club was in the end, but it's pretty good. It's chock-ful of men that look like superheros and tiny scared girls ready to be pummeled by the superheros. Lee Stone is in this one and I swear to god his muscles are growing so quickly it's scary. Basically, the guys here use the girls as exercise equipment for their big old honking muscles. They hold the girls in the air while they fuck them. They fuck them while doing squats. They bench press them.
Lee Stone, the superhero, fucks damsel in distress Cherokee in the first scene. I like Cherokee. She has a cute voice. And she comes in this scene thanks to Lee's titanium grip and krytonite penis. He horses her around like she's a loaf of bread and then nails her with a penis that is much, much too long to be human. Next, it's Rose vs. Nacho. You know already who wins. Nacho always wins. Rose looks like she's 18. It's nice, very nice. There's a weird backwards fucking scene and then the glop.
Taylor Rain makes an appearence in the third scene. Taylor needs gain some weight. The more massive Lee Stone gets, the more anoxeric Taylor gets. Her arms are smaller around than the penis Lee uses to rail her spread-wide cootch. She coos appropriately as her butt gets tongue-fucked. It's the closest you'll get to anal in this movie. Then Julian throws a hump into cover girl Daisy. Daisy has a bad cherub tattoo that covers her entire back. She comes though and is reduced to a quivering lumpy almost crying blob. That's the best byproduct of sex: quivering lumpy blobs.
And lastly, Rose screws some dude. Rose is kind of 7-11ish but good enough, lord, good enough. This is the scene were the muscle guy does squats over the pussy.
How can I give this any less than a 4? It's like an Image comic come to life.
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DVD Features Include: chapter search | photo gallery | over 25 trailers | 10 interviews | playable worldwide
Running Time: 78 minutes | Production Date: 07-31-2002
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DATE POSTED: 02-28-2003