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The only reason this one gets a 4 instead of a 5 is that it's pretty much a clone of it's predessor and the entire Naughty College School Girls series. Like these other movies, Julian carries most of the weight in the penis department along with Lee Stone. Why am I talking about guys? Is this some sort of latent homosexuality? No matter, the girls here are hot too even if some of them are stretching the "teen" thing a bit. There's no plot to speak of - just 5 vignettes where the guys aren't getting any, then they fall asleep, then they're getting some. Camera angles and viedography is decent. Nothing stellar but it's about as good as you'll ever see in the fine world of pornography.
1. Cindy Crawford and Julian meet up and tangle. I still can't figure out how Cindy Crawford wrangled that name. Anyway, she doesn't even try to suck Julian's hog because it's the size of a dirtbike muffler but they do fuck like two retards in the sun. Cindy's ribcage sticks out a lot. You know, if you're into ribcages. And she comes fer real - very nice.
2. Lee Stone and Temptation do the fucky and sucky. Temptation is a little old. She has stringy hair and she'd have fit right in waiting out back of a Bon Jovi concert 15 years ago. Lee shows you what his big muscles are for (lifting chicks up to fuck them standing, of course).
3. Chloe is a bad girl. She wraps her pierced thingamajig around Julian's rod. She's a good cocksucker and a energetic fuck as well - nothing to really complain about.
4. Ashley Blue turns out a blowjob performance worthy of Gag Factor or Throatgaggers. Her intentional self-gagging and choking seems a little out of place in a teen movie with butterflies all over the cover, but what the hell, if the girl's THAT talented let her go to town. The sex is OK, mostly acting but maybe something vaguely pleasurable in there.
5. Julian wrangles Kelly into the spoon position and humps away. Kelly has a C section scar but don't all teens nowadays?
So, pretty good. I like the girls and the guys coupled with them go the extra mile to turn out good fucks. A solid series.
JR's note: After receiving several emails it has become quite apparent that Cindy Crawford is named Cindy Crawford because her name by birth really is Cindy Crawford. Thanks to every one who wrote to explain that Cindy Crawford's name is Cindy Crawford because her name really is Cindy Crawford. As far as Cindy's ribs go, that is a matter still up for debate. Regardless her ribs, her name really is Cindy Crawford. The End.
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DVD Features Include: chapter search | photo gallery | web trailer | over 110 minutes of trailers | digital clarity | playable worldwide
Running Time: 88 minutes | Production Date: 10-09-2002
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DATE POSTED: 03-06-2003