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HOUSEWIVES OF AMBER LANE

-from Wicked Pictures

Rancho Rating: ****
Director: Randy Spears

Starring: Amber Lynn, Austin Kincaid, Diana Doll, Evan Stone, India Summer, John West, Marco Banderas, Michelle McLaren, Nick Manning, Phoenix Marie, Randy Spears

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If you are a fan of the popular television series of the same name, then you will be disappointed by this movie. However, if you approach this film with no preconditions, then you will come out of it feeling very satisfied. Who would not want to watch hot sexy women have sex? Who would not want to see them fuck their brains out? In Housewives of Amber Lane, they certainly do and do it well.

In the beginning excerpt, India Summer's husband has returned from his walk around the neighborhood. He informs her that every time he is on those walks that the neighbors are always having sex. Not losing a step, India asks him if it turns him on. Of course, this is the cue for the long haired brunette housewife to come on to her spouse. I enjoy how vocal she gets during the sex. While giving a blow job, India sounds like she is gargling. It sounds pretty cool. While getting fucked, you can feel what she is feeling by her facial expressions and her moans. It feels like you are actually there. She is an amazing performer.

The following scene has hot stuff Phoenix Marie interviewing a new handyman. He gives her the appropriate answers to her questions. Then she asks him if he likes older women. He said that he did so she made the first move by jumping on him. This is a good sex performance. Eventually, she did hire him at the end of their heated scene.

One of the signs of a great husband is when he must reassure his wife that she is beautiful. This scenario pops up in the third vignette. As her hubby is sitting at the kitchen table reading the newspaper, wifey Michelle McLaren sits down and starts to worry about not being young enough to return to the club. She feels that she is too old. Her very supportive husband reassures her that she is very sexy. After hearing his sweet words, Michelle sits on his lap and makes out with him. Ms. McLaren is one of the best cocksuckers in this movie. Their sex is amazing.

Whenever a new neighbor moves in, it is tradition to give her a housewarming gift. The next scene has India's husband giving single Diana Doll some cookies that he bought at the store. She mentions to him if he heard about a peeping tom. He replied that he did not. Suddenly, the sexy Diana makes a move on her neighbor. She wants to fuck him and it would be their secret. Their sex is pretty hot.

In the fourth scene, a neglected wife played by Austin Kincaid is worried about her husband working with the younger ladies. He tells her that she has nothing to worry about because they are girls and she is a woman. They kiss and start on the heavy action. This is the most sensual scene on this DVD. I could watch them over and over again. I especially enjoy when he sucks her foot.

The final episode has superstar and bread winner Amber Lynn getting ready to go to work as her husband is whining about not having sex in a few days. She does not want to do it because she has to get to work. Later, she is willing to fool around with him for three minutes, but he rips her shirt and they begin the great unplanned longer sex scene. Amber shows us why she is a legend. Her cocksucking is astounding. She really attacks it. Of course, it is a no brainer that she is very attractive and downright gorgeous. Amber Lynn is the highlight of the movie.

Housewives of Amber Lane is a very good film from Wicked Pictures. I like the different storylines for each scene. Each one has its own unique meaning. People, no matter if they are married or single, can relate to them and the characters. I hope that Wicked Pictures will make a sequel.

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DVD Features Include: bonus sex scene | behind the scenes | photo gallery | star galleries | star stats | spanish audio | chapters | motion menus | wicked awards - winners and nominations | company profile | preview trailers | promotional materials | 5.1 dolby digital sound | playable worl


Running Time: 120 minutes | Production Date: 12-02-2007

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 1414 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 2008-07-22


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