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Sometimes you get a compilation disc that sucks all the way through. Then sometimes you get a compilations disc that you can tell was put together with nothing but the best. Young Wet & Horny 3 is neither of these, but it falls somewhere in the middle.
Mckenzee Miles is taking a shower in a scene from XXX EROTICA 13. Even though sheís in the shower, she is still wearing a wife beater and a plaid mini skirt. She is nice enough to show us some of her better features as she loses the skirt to reveal some lace panties. Just when it starts getting good, here comes the cock. This particular cock belongs to Eric Everhard (no relation). Mckenzee definitely knows what being sexy is all about. A great body combined with the ability to take all of Everhardís salami down her throat in a great round of face-fucking made a new fan out of yours truly. She worked it very well throughout the scene and of particular note was her ability to take charge in cowgirl. One thing I could say on the negative side is that that son of a bitch spit in the poor girls mouth. What the fuck is that all about? Sheís beautiful and she doesnít deserve to be spit on by some goddamn Canadian. He made up for it later by making her twat gape, so I guess Iím not too mad at him. This scene will have me checking into many Mckenzee Miles movies for sure.
The next scene features Lexi Belle in a scene from ASHLYNN & FRIENDS # 2. At least that is what the DVD says, but I think itís mislabeled because it looks more like a scene from the BOUND TO PLEASE series to me. I have scene a lot of Lexi lately and the only word I can think to describe her is cute. The girl is the epitome of that word, I think. Anyways, Lexi is tied to a couch and spread eagle. She is wearing white cotton panties, a wife beater, and some blackout shades, you know, like the kind your grandma uses when she goes to beddy-by. All of the sudden I noticed something that frightened me at first. As the camera pans across her vaginal area you can see a huge bulge down there. I had to rub my eyes and blink several times I was caught so off guard. I mean, I have seen this chick before and she never had a friggin tallywhacker in any of those other movies. Have I been masturbating to a motherfucking TRANSSEXUAL this whole time? Was this movie shot before those other ones? What the fuck is in Lexi Belleís panties? Luckily my questions were answered when a dude walks in and starts playing with her titties and vag. When he moved her panties to the side to reveal nothing but an innocent little pocket rocket, I couldnít begin to describe the sense of relief that came over me. She leaves the mask on as she sucks his cock, but he was kind enough to free one of her hands so she could stroke him at the same time. And when it comes time for the fucking he doesnít bother taking off her panties. No time for such trivial bullshit. Hell no, he simply tears a hole in her panties and starts going to town. This scene is full of Great sex in all positions. That girlís pussy is still so tight. It will be a sad sight to see in a few more years, so Iím glad I can enjoy it while itís fresh. After she finishes him off by jerking him off and taking his load onto her tongue she twists his thick goo around her finger like bubble gum to put a very hot end to a very hot seen and I know I can feel free to continue jerking off to her knowing that she never had a set of balls.
Now we get Reena Sky in SHE LIKES IT BIG. She is standing on a staircase and fiddling her diddle just a little. She has a nice ass and it is for some unknown reason soaked with some kind of liquid. It wasnít oil, so I suppose it was water. Whatever it was it made her ass glisten and I am a sucker for that shit. After she teases us for a short while, sure enough here comes the cock. The guy walks in and takes over by strumming her clit as they stand on the staircase. Soon enough she goes down on him for a decent BJ and soon enough after that he leads her to a chair where he moves her red panties to the side and starts lapping away at her gash. He removes them before he puts his dick up in there. It seems she is having trouble taking the whole thing. To her credit, the dude does have an incredibly meaty schlong. After some missionary he lifts her while still fucking her and carries her into the bedroom. There was something very sexy about this. Once they get to the bed itís time for some doggie style. After she teases his dick by rubbing it against the crack of her beautiful ass, he sticks it in and lets her do the work for awhile. She obliges by rocking slowly back and forth on his big fat ding dong. In this position she still couldnít quite get the whole thing inside of her. Thatís what they invented cowgirl for, isnít it? It seems like it to me, because once they moved into that position she did a fine job of taking him balls deep. This was a pretty good scene, but her disinterest in taking the guyís load across her face kind of ended it on a sour note.
Also of note on this first of two discs is the always professional Sunny Lane. Her scene comes from STUFFINí YOUNG MUFFINS 4. She is studying herself in a mirror. Her hair is done up in pigtails and she is wearing a very short pink skirt with panties underneath. She teases us for a very brief moment and shows us her beaver. Pretty soon a guy walks in and starts tonguing her bunghole. That is about all the foreplay he has to offer Miss Lane as he wastes no time in putting her into position to take it from behind. Like The 2 Live Crew said: face down ass up, thatís the way we like to fuck! Sunny seems to have a very good grasp of this philosophy as she finds her place in front of her man of the hour. As doggie style turns into froggie style she seems to be enjoying every moment of it. All throughout we get a lot of great glimpses of her fantastic bagina. She gives him a pretty good blowing and doesnít forget to take care of the taint while sheís down there. When it comes time for her to do some work she doesnít disappoint as she gets into cowgirl and rides it hard. When this scene was over I was only left wishing Sunny Lane lived next door to me so I could tell her just how much I appreciate what she does.
Of the six scenes on disc one, these four are the only ones I saw fit to review. After all, if you donít have something nice to sayÖhow does the rest of that saying go? I forget.
Disc 2 starts off with a bang. Well, of course it does, it is porn after all. We find Priscilla Milan in her scene from BOUND TO PLEASE # 2. She is tied to the front of a bed and much like Lexi Belle she is spread eagle and there is a vibrator in her panties. She is writhing against it and she appears to be in ecstasy. Priscilla is one hot Latina chick and if youíve never seen her, you should definitely check her out. When her man enters the room he takes his time eating her pussy. She returns the favor with a blowjob that isnít great, but isnít bad either. The guy was pretty much in control of all the sex from that point with the exception of some nice cowgirl action where she moved very erotically. Although she didnít put in all that much work here, I did enjoy this scene because she is just so fun to look at no matter what she is doing. I love her fuck faces and her vocalizations. When it came time for the money shot, Priscilla seemed genuinely grateful to take a nice wad across her gorgeous mug.
The next scene features Lindsey Kay from XXX EROTICA 14. Like McKenzee Miles, she is fully clothed yet barely dressed and standing under an inviting shower. After some teasing she leaves the shower and finds a seat next to a gigantic old school vibrator. It looks like one of the originals and it is probably the same model your mother still uses to this day. She turns it on and puts it to work over her white panties. She begins to moan as she moves it back and forth over her clit. In walks some tube steak and she greets him by letting him face fuck the shit out of her. Soon we see him standing beside her as they manipulate each otherís dirty places by hand in what is a very sexy moment. They find a couch and begin in the spoon position. She has a nice pussy which is perfectly bald. I also enjoyed her nipples quite a bit. They had a nice size and shape to them. With the exception of some effort during cowgirl, the dude in this scene pretty much did all of the work here. This usually pisses me off, but Lindsey is damn nice to look at and she did seem to thoroughly enjoy every moment of her scene. At one point the dude fucks her with his big toe while she sticks a few fingers in her anus. This was interesting because I donít know if I have ever actually seen toe fucking in a movie that wasnít specifically about feet. I think this was the first time I ever saw Lindsey Kay and I will definitely seek out some more of her movies.
The only other scene that was even remotely worth a shit on disc 2 stars the extremely sexy Ginger Lee in a scene from YOUNG AS THEY CUM # 20. We find her asleep and completely naked. The camera pans across all the parts you want it to and this could have gone on for an hour and I would have been happy. After some yawning she steps out of bed and puts on some white lace panties, a miniskirt and a shirt. There is something about watching a woman get dressed that I just love. Luckily, her clothes donít last too long as a dude comes in to service her. The director here was brilliant at capturing exactly how fantastic Gingerís ass is as she works that dick in various cowgirl positions. I am now a Ginger Lee fan.
So, there you have it. Of the twelve scenes in this 2 disc compilation I found seven of them worthy of good praise. I think they could have shrunk this whole package down into one disc, but who knows what would have been missing then? Is this comp worth buying? I suppose it is as long as you donít already own these titles.
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DVD Features Include: two disc set | bonus scene | behind the scenes | photo gallery | pick your pleasure | chapter search | stereo sound | digital clarity | dvd-rom compatible | playable worldwide | trailers
Running Time: 300 minutes | Production Date: 10-11-2007
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DATE POSTED: 2008-09-03