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HEAVY LOADS

-from Red Light District

Rancho Rating: **

Starring: Crystal Clear, Mr. Pete, Mz. Buttaworth, Steve Holmes

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Heavy Loads is an okay porno flick, I guess. I wasn't too big on most of the chicks but it does feature a diverse cast of heavy hitters of all shapes, sizes and colors getting plowed by Mr. Pete and his friends. So, if you are huge into this fat fetish deal maybe you will enjoy the crop more than I did. Then again, I didn't think they were that good of performers, either.

What we have here is five and a half scenes of lots of fat and blubber having a ton of fun. It's pretty straight ahead with no anal or any real dirty talk going on during the course of the movie. The segments are all one on one action besides the finale that features Ma Butterworth and Victoria double teaming a very confused Steve Holmes. He won't be the same after handling 500 pounds of women that's for sure! He's a changed man!

Cover girl Trista Lace is probably your best bet for getting anything out of this disc. She performs in two scenes(one full length and then a quickie) with director Mr. Pete. I guess he didn't get enough of her acne covered ass during the first scene that he had to dive in for more before she left! She was ok but a second dose was not necessary. He's quite the trooper.

Pick up something else. This isn't that good even if you are hungry for this stuff. I'm sure you can find much better out there.

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DVD Features Include: behind the scenes | photo shoot | cum shot recap


Running Time: 120 minutes | Production Date: 11-28-07

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 1041 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 2008-10-09


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