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BARELY LEGAL 83

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Rancho Rating: ****
Director: Erica McLean

Starring: Jaelyn, Karlie, Megan, Nika, Sochee Mala, Teagan

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It has been a while since I have seen a Barely Legal video. This follows the same premise as all the previous ones. All scenes start with a brief voice over of the girl writing to barely legal about a sexual experience.

The video begins with a 20 minute scene from Jaelyn Fox. The lighting is not the best in this scene, being an outdoor scene at night. There is the standard pussy eating and blowjob. Could do without the gagging though in the blowjob. And there is no initial penetration shot, and her shirt stays on for half of the scene. They have sex in about 4 positions, before he finishes on her body. Not a bad scene, but Jaelyn is hot.

The next scene gives us Teagan Hart, in an outdoor scene. This scene runs about 16 minutes. The lighting is not to bad in this scene for it being an outdoor scene. After the pussy eating and blowjob they have sex in 3 positions. He finishes with a weak shot to her face and tits. She isn’t the best looking girl in the video, but she isn’t ugly. Funny note: Flies keep circling around, and landing on her pussy throughout the scene.

The third scene is a lesbian scene between Sochee Mala, and Karlie Montana. Talk about two extremes. Karlie is smoking hot she does, however have a small mole on her shoulder. But Sochee, well lets just say I have no issues with tattoos, but the huge dark tattoo on her upper arm, is a turn-off, that and her hairy forearms. She also has bruises all over her legs, and stretch marks on her ass. They make out for a while, before eating each others pussy. Then using a vibrator on each other. Finishing the scene off by using them on themselves. Besides Sochee herself, and her extremely fake moans, I have no major issues with this scene. This scene runs around 22 minutes.

The fourth scene, brings us to my favorite girl in the video, Nika Noir. Long hair, small tits, but not flat possibly a small B or so, and skinny but still has a little meat to her. This is another outdoor scene. Again Pussy eating followed by a blowjob, she however deep throats him a few times without gagging. They have sex in about 2 or 3 positions, before he finishes in and on her mouth. This scene runs 16 minutes or so.

The fifth and final scene stars Megan Murray, who is plain looking but still hot, she has dark hair, slightly pale skin, and small tits. She does, however have a little razor burn. This one changes it up, for this video anyways, blowjob before the pussy eating. Although this is an indoor scene there are some weird lighting issues the sun shining through the window keeps getting obscured by clouds causing the scene to lighten and darken randomly. They have sex in about 4 or 5 positions before finishing on her face. This scene lasts about 16 minutes.

For fans of the Barely Legal series, I recommend this one. For others who like this style of movie go ahead, rent it. All the girls are hot, with the exception of Sochee, but she may be what you like. I only have a few minor issues with this one. The music which can be somewhat overpowering at times. Also, the editing is somewhat weird, in one shot they change positions slightly and intensity, then a fade cut, and they are right back to where they were, but a different camera angle. But it isn’t anything major.

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DVD Features Include: select a star/position | animated chapter index | behind the scenes | hot sex talk | hustler trailers | photo slide show


Running Time: 120 minutes | Production Date: 02-26-2008

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 1071 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 2008-11-10


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