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Ack Ack Chewahwah
Undercover Stripper 3 takes you inside some strip joints to see no-holds-barred dancing and lap-dancing action. So why does it have to look so shitty? The 8 scenes here are captured in bleary black and white. The film tells you it was shot with a pinhole camera in a purse. Again: why does it have to look so shitty? There's no sound either - just crummy dance muzak that never matches the action. It kind of made me wonder why someone would go through the trouble to make this film and then not use a more high-tech camera to capture the scenes in color and add with sound. I mean, Dateline has fucking cameras that fit in buttons and have mics for Christ's sake.
Undercover Stripper 3 is 45 minutes long. Most of the chicks in it look pretty hot as far as strippers go but you'll never get a very focused shot of anything. Most of the scenes appear to have been taken by someone sitting down and you'll see shots of titty and ass grabbing and some decent lap dancing. But still, nothing that wouldn't be 10000% better in color and in focus. On the plus side, the films do seem to be real - that is, they look like they were taken on the sly of real people in a strip club. You'd have to be pretty desperate to really get into this though so I'd suggest only big fans of both stripping or reality TV look into this. Otherwise it's just bad fuzzy girls dancing (which doesn't even classify as porno in my book).
No bonus features, narration or anything like that.
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Running Time: 45 minutes
Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 4425 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 05-19-2003
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